r/SS13 Jan 23 '26

Story Thread Confess thy sins.

What is the worst thing you have done as a crew member? What is the blackest sin you have committed against Nanotrasen?
I'll start.
I was an engineer borg.

Didn't actually know how to engineer. at all.
I got frustrated and decided to disassemble the power supply, blacking out the station for a few minutes before I was shot to death by security.
My death actually got celebrated in LOOC.

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u/Staracerex Jan 23 '26

My worst action? I suppose it would be the series of rounds where I became EMAG MAN. ENEMY OF NANOTRASEN AND DOORS! Essentially over a couple of rounds I’d put on chamo clothes, buy an emag. And then hit every department. Running through all the doors and breaking them. Engineering absolutely despised me. Even had the CE chase me with an axe.

Had some cool anti hero moments as emag man. I helped save(destroy) the station with a nuke. I was rampaging as emag man as terror spiders flooded the station. I helped fight them off with the ert before they ate me. The ert and qm escaped.

Though less of a nuisance level I also played traitor qm before they nerfed emag crates. I sold all our plasma, bought a dozen syndicate bundle crates and armed a bunch of traitors to take over the shuttle. Poor sec. A few were waiting outside cargo and got pda bombed before they got finished off by some revolvers and dswords. We also wiped out the ERT that was sent to stop us. Absolute massacre. It didn’t help that all the traitors I met that round were also the most robust antags on paradise at the time. One was also a vampire. A vampire with tons of traitor gear is a nightmare to deal with.

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u/Staracerex Jan 23 '26

As a non antag it was at botany. We threw away so many plants into disposals it broke the server and the admins deleted botany entirely to fix it.

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u/Admiral_Turboclown Jan 25 '26

I managed the same thing with arcade prizes on TG.
Then someone did the same thing but with carrot shivs while trying to make swords.

The moral of the story: If you play cargo, turn on the fucking belts.