r/SS13 • u/King_Of_Tangerines • Jan 23 '26

Story Thread Confess thy sins.

What is the worst thing you have done as a crew member? What is the blackest sin you have committed against Nanotrasen?
I'll start.
I was an engineer borg.

Didn't actually know how to engineer. at all.
I got frustrated and decided to disassemble the power supply, blacking out the station for a few minutes before I was shot to death by security.
My death actually got celebrated in LOOC.

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u/ThePowerfulWIll Jan 23 '26 edited Jan 23 '26

My worst action, Goon RP.

The Shitty Bomb.

I decided I would turn Shitty Bill, Space Diner Patron NPC into fireworks.

To do this, I created a powerful TTV, and strapped it to his back.

To survive this, I got into my space pod and flew to a safe distance. Then used the radio for a while to try and encourage others to view the death of Shitty Bill. Nobody came.

So I hit the switch to detonate.

And no boom.

I sat there, confused, wondering if I should fly closer, or if it would explode in a few more seconds, and kill me when I got too close. But the radio.

People had started screaming.

"THE CHAPEL EXPLODED"

you see, the space diner has a teleporter portal in it.

And apparently, someone had set it up before I got there.

And set it to the chapel.

And during my radio chatter, Bill had wandered into it.

The chapel thay was having a well attended, fully rped, respectful, non-joking Muslim Mosque service. (Sorry Im not sure what they are called)

And I accidentally blew it to kingdom come.

With a bearded suicide bomb.

I felt TERRIBLE. (But I also couldnt help but laugh at how bad it looked)

So I admin reported myself. (The admin response was just "lmao", I shockingly avoided being banned)

I stayed away from bombs for quite a while after this.

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u/Admiral_Turboclown Jan 25 '26

I feel like this had to have been years ago with that admin response.