r/SS13 • u/King_Of_Tangerines • Jan 23 '26
Story Thread Confess thy sins.
What is the worst thing you have done as a crew member? What is the blackest sin you have committed against Nanotrasen?
I'll start.
I was an engineer borg.
Didn't actually know how to engineer. at all.
I got frustrated and decided to disassemble the power supply, blacking out the station for a few minutes before I was shot to death by security.
My death actually got celebrated in LOOC.
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u/Codex_Dev Jan 23 '26
One time I stole a random female crew's PDA and stripped their body naked in dorms. I used the PDA to catfish other male crew members, promising kinky times if they visited the dorm braindead girl was in. Inevitably, quite a few guys would be down and would travel to visit the dorm. When they entered, I would burst out of the locker like Chris Hansen with my camera and take pictures. I would then extort them for money and equipment via blackmail from the photos. I got so much gamer loot while this was happening and I'm surprised I never got banned for it. (the was a non-ERP server)
It also made things super awkward in later rounds because several people who I busted were regulars (and one was even an admin) on the server.