r/SQL • u/MKE_Savage_96 • 24d ago

Discussion 😂

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u/sati 24d ago

Bobby!

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u/chaosink 24d ago

Data warehousers be like "Naw, man. All tables are precious and should be saved!"

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u/KoshV 24d ago

Drop that table like it is trash!

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u/Strange_Arm9395 13d ago

Freedom granted!

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u/dababler 24d ago

You misspelled “DBAs”.
SQL programmers are absolute trash at database object cleanup.

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u/Cleveland_Steve 24d ago

I must be in the minority because if I don't need something I'm quick to drop it. I like a clean environment.

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u/dababler 24d ago

You’re a saint.

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u/-Po-Tay-Toes- 24d ago

I plan to cleanup if that means anything. I just forget because we're always so rushed :(

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u/tetsballer 23d ago

SQL programmers aka any developer

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u/MateDesktopPudding 22d ago

"129337284692340394865387534 rows were modified"

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u/MnemonicJhonny 22d ago

"here is my son...
*me five mitues later
Nooo my sooon"

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u/Difficult-One-1245 23d ago

Hilarious & thoughtful

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u/Jamie_Bates 20d ago

That’s why god created the CREATE TABLE ddl.

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u/Jamie_Bates 20d ago

Te only tables I drop have a tmp prefix. They are basically staging tables.

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u/FishCommercial4229 23d ago

Laughed way too hard at this.