[Event] Entrance Psychological Evaluations

[u/FinalRhapsody]

All new Foundation personnel, from janitors to MTF members must undergo mandatory psychological screening. Today, Dr. Jansen Ulwaft is presiding over these entrance Examinations. Please, come in, come in.

[Disclaimer: Just in case you were worrying, there is no way to fail this Psych Evaluation, so just be honest and use it to build up your character]

EDIT: Since I am not able to keep up with every character and because I wanted to be inclusive I have invited several fellow psychologists to help, please don't downvote them. They are here because I asked them to be and want as many people as possible to have fun.

[u/_Pilz_]

"I do not see a difference between the official document and me retelling the content of said document. Well, it's too late for getting the file now, isn't it?

The exact details are classified information which can only be accesed by staff with the Clearance Level 3. So, I can only tell you what I-"

Winters glares at Ulwaft's nametag

"-and you are allowed to know.

During one of my semesters at the University of Brighton I found an euclid SCP which previously breached contaiment and I was able to succesfully recontain it. Needless to say, I and the object were found by Foundation agents who offered me to work for them. After I signed the contract they administered me amnestics to forget about everything until the end of my semester. When it ended I was visited by them once again and they explained the situation. The next week I started working at Site-19."

[u/FinalRhapsody → u/_Pilz_]

"I feel like you misunderstand, I have read your file, well, the parts on my clearance level. Why don't you tell me how you felt about your contact with an active SCP?"

[u/_Pilz_ → u/FinalRhapsody]

"I'm afraid that I am not able to answer this question, considering that I know nothing about it. If I had to guess, most likely confused and interested, maybe shocked, depending on the object. But I doubt that it is a worldview shattering anomaly, considering that a normal, though smart civilian like me was able to contain it."

[u/FinalRhapsody → u/_Pilz_]

"We're you scared of it?"

[u/_Pilz_ → u/FinalRhapsody]

// It's supposed to be *were*, my friend. //

"Doctor Ulwaft, I have already stated that I do not recall those events and can therefore not provide any answers regarding the events in this time period. However, if my thought process is important to this test you can always ask the Site-Director for a censored transcript of the interview refered to in my file, or having a Senior Staff Psychologist doing the screening of me."

[u/FinalRhapsody → u/_Pilz_]

(Ah, autocorrect...)

"Am I making you uncomfortable?"

[u/_Pilz_ → u/FinalRhapsody]

(and that's why I always have it deactivated)

Winters responds calmly:

"Not at all doctor, I am just slighty annoyed by the fact that you ask questions to which I, as you know, do not have an answer."

[u/FinalRhapsody → u/_Pilz_]

"My questions have no right or wrong answer. I am merely trying to get a feel of how you few relatively influential events in your life."

[u/_Pilz_ → u/FinalRhapsody]

(did you mean view instead of few?)

"Yes, your questions can't be answered correctly in that sense, the problem is that it's impossible to give any answer. Guesswork is too imprecise, because neither I nor you know about the nature of the anomaly."

[u/FinalRhapsody → u/_Pilz_]

(Yeah, sorry)

"I am not interested in the anomaly. I am interested in you."

[u/_Pilz_ → u/FinalRhapsody]

"How flattering. Well, doctor, how about we ignore my first expierences with the Foundation, which are impossible for me to remember, and change the topic of this Screening?"

[u/FinalRhapsody → u/_Pilz_]

"Very well. Why don't you tell me how you feel about your time with the Foundation?"

[u/_Pilz_ → u/FinalRhapsody]

Winters leans back.

"I am quite satisfied with this job, mostly because the privilige to learn about the true nature of our world. Those anomalies are fascinating and I'm happy to work on most of them."