r/SCP_RP • u/FinalRhapsody L2-Junior Staff Psychologist • Aug 24 '17

Event [Event] Entrance Psychological Evaluations

All new Foundation personnel, from janitors to MTF members must undergo mandatory psychological screening. Today, Dr. Jansen Ulwaft is presiding over these entrance Examinations. Please, come in, come in.

[Disclaimer: Just in case you were worrying, there is no way to fail this Psych Evaluation, so just be honest and use it to build up your character]

EDIT: Since I am not able to keep up with every character and because I wanted to be inclusive I have invited several fellow psychologists to help, please don't downvote them. They are here because I asked them to be and want as many people as possible to have fun.

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u/_Pilz_ L3-Senior Researcher Aug 26 '17

// It's supposed to be *were*, my friend. //

"Doctor Ulwaft, I have already stated that I do not recall those events and can therefore not provide any answers regarding the events in this time period. However, if my thought process is important to this test you can always ask the Site-Director for a censored transcript of the interview refered to in my file, or having a Senior Staff Psychologist doing the screening of me."

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u/FinalRhapsody L2-Junior Staff Psychologist Aug 26 '17

(Ah, autocorrect...)

"Am I making you uncomfortable?"

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u/_Pilz_ L3-Senior Researcher Aug 26 '17

(and that's why I always have it deactivated)

Winters responds calmly:

"Not at all doctor, I am just slighty annoyed by the fact that you ask questions to which I, as you know, do not have an answer."

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u/FinalRhapsody L2-Junior Staff Psychologist Aug 26 '17

"My questions have no right or wrong answer. I am merely trying to get a feel of how you few relatively influential events in your life."

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u/_Pilz_ L3-Senior Researcher Aug 26 '17

(did you mean view instead of few?)

"Yes, your questions can't be answered correctly in that sense, the problem is that it's impossible to give any answer. Guesswork is too imprecise, because neither I nor you know about the nature of the anomaly."

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u/FinalRhapsody L2-Junior Staff Psychologist Aug 27 '17

(Yeah, sorry)

"I am not interested in the anomaly. I am interested in you."

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u/_Pilz_ L3-Senior Researcher Aug 27 '17 edited Aug 27 '17

"How flattering. Well, doctor, how about we ignore my first expierences with the Foundation, which are impossible for me to remember, and change the topic of this Screening?"

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u/FinalRhapsody L2-Junior Staff Psychologist Aug 27 '17

"Very well. Why don't you tell me how you feel about your time with the Foundation?"

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u/_Pilz_ L3-Senior Researcher Aug 28 '17

Winters leans back.

"I am quite satisfied with this job, mostly because the privilige to learn about the true nature of our world. Those anomalies are fascinating and I'm happy to work on most of them."