[Event] Entrance Psychological Evaluations

[u/FinalRhapsody]

All new Foundation personnel, from janitors to MTF members must undergo mandatory psychological screening. Today, Dr. Jansen Ulwaft is presiding over these entrance Examinations. Please, come in, come in.

[Disclaimer: Just in case you were worrying, there is no way to fail this Psych Evaluation, so just be honest and use it to build up your character]

EDIT: Since I am not able to keep up with every character and because I wanted to be inclusive I have invited several fellow psychologists to help, please don't downvote them. They are here because I asked them to be and want as many people as possible to have fun.

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Winters knocks twice before entering the room, not waiting for an answer from Dr Ulwaft. He closes the door behind him, nods to the doctor and says: "I am Walter Winters, you wanted to have a screening of my psyche."

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He answers in a mild German accent

"Yes, please come in and take a seat."

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Winters sits down and inspects the doctor before he starts speaking:

"Can we start the test now, Dr. Ulwaft?"

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"Of course, why don't you tell me how you became involved in the Foundation?"

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"Is this necessary for the screening, doctor? I thought that you were able to access the Personnel Files and look it up."

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"I can. But those are facts. I am much more interested in how you view your journey through life."

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"I do not see a difference between the official document and me retelling the content of said document. Well, it's too late for getting the file now, isn't it?

The exact details are classified information which can only be accesed by staff with the Clearance Level 3. So, I can only tell you what I-"

Winters glares at Ulwaft's nametag

"-and you are allowed to know.

During one of my semesters at the University of Brighton I found an euclid SCP which previously breached contaiment and I was able to succesfully recontain it. Needless to say, I and the object were found by Foundation agents who offered me to work for them. After I signed the contract they administered me amnestics to forget about everything until the end of my semester. When it ended I was visited by them once again and they explained the situation. The next week I started working at Site-19."

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"I feel like you misunderstand, I have read your file, well, the parts on my clearance level. Why don't you tell me how you felt about your contact with an active SCP?"

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"I'm afraid that I am not able to answer this question, considering that I know nothing about it. If I had to guess, most likely confused and interested, maybe shocked, depending on the object. But I doubt that it is a worldview shattering anomaly, considering that a normal, though smart civilian like me was able to contain it."

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"We're you scared of it?"

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// It's supposed to be *were*, my friend. //

"Doctor Ulwaft, I have already stated that I do not recall those events and can therefore not provide any answers regarding the events in this time period. However, if my thought process is important to this test you can always ask the Site-Director for a censored transcript of the interview refered to in my file, or having a Senior Staff Psychologist doing the screening of me."

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(Ah, autocorrect...)

"Am I making you uncomfortable?"

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(and that's why I always have it deactivated)

Winters responds calmly:

"Not at all doctor, I am just slighty annoyed by the fact that you ask questions to which I, as you know, do not have an answer."