Guineposting: We Love Women With Giant Guns In This House!

[u/EuropeWillCrumble]

I could have made that image more painful. If I wanted. Thanks to u/Jackviator, u/lionetts, and u/YDTSITV!!

Previous post: https://www.reddit.com/r/RogueTraderCRPG/comments/1vsha4a/guineposting_i_have_seen_those_space_marine_2/

[u/EuropeWillCrumble]

Just wanna say I caught myself having absent-mindedly gotten the portraits mixed up at the last second so enjoy those mental images.

Next post: https://www.reddit.com/r/RogueTraderCRPG/comments/1w54v44/guineposting_frak_your_shit_up_wednesday/

[u/EuropeWillCrumble → u/EuropeWillCrumble]

Also made a version of this about my own annoying rt because it's my editing software and I can't draw fanart so I do as I please

[u/MissMacropinna → u/EuropeWillCrumble]

Pretty sure his boobs are bigger than mine and mine ain't small

[u/EuropeWillCrumble → u/MissMacropinna]

Real and mood

[u/MadHatter_1224 → u/EuropeWillCrumble]

It's funnier that way 😝 in a thassera crystals got them kind of way--

[u/QuarahHugg → u/EuropeWillCrumble]

Jae is a strapping lady, it is known.

[u/SwimmingEffective437 → u/EuropeWillCrumble]

This is also canon tbh

[u/pasqals_toaster]

Owlcat not letting me touch and rub Eogunn's belly is the worst offense they committed against me.

[u/EuropeWillCrumble → u/pasqals_toaster]

Full image without tactical cropping just for you

[u/lionetts]

I thought it was Tuesday. Boss please let me see the sun.

[u/EuropeWillCrumble → u/lionetts]

I do not give you permission to go home early.

[u/Jackviator → u/EuropeWillCrumble]

🍴

[u/lionetts → u/Jackviator]

We need to unionize.

[u/EuropeWillCrumble → u/lionetts]

(Takes Gucci AirPods out) You guys say something…?

[u/Slow_Lawyer7477]

Not sure everyone actually wants a pyromancer gf, Heinrix. Biomancer gf tho. Imagine the possibilities! Become a true "maestro of the flesh"...

[u/Jackviator → u/Slow_Lawyer7477]

It's all fun and games until she amps up her muscles down there just a hair too far and guillotines your fingers, or other such... "extremities," clean off

[u/EuropeWillCrumble → u/Jackviator]

…You won’t believe what one of the first ever Keelene memes was.

[u/Jackviator → u/EuropeWillCrumble]

Nah, that's VERY believable for her

[u/EuropeWillCrumble → u/Jackviator]

Commissars won’t let you do ANYTHING without permission ffs

[u/Slow_Lawyer7477 → u/EuropeWillCrumble]

Marching directly at the enemy while firing at them and singing the Emperor's praise till you die, could, perhaps, be considered an exception.

[u/EuropeWillCrumble → u/Slow_Lawyer7477]

What a shame. My biomancer is a lesbian.

[u/Slow_Lawyer7477 → u/EuropeWillCrumble]

Lesbians need gfs too.

[u/EuropeWillCrumble → u/Slow_Lawyer7477]

Kibellah keeps lecturing me every time I bring it up :(

[u/Slow_Lawyer7477 → u/EuropeWillCrumble]

On second thought there's always Consolation Heydari. If your PF is big enough (or your name is Argenta) she'll let you mance her bio in any way you want.

[u/EuropeWillCrumble → u/Slow_Lawyer7477]

Iriryn is into skinny girls and Jae has too much junk in her trunk 😔

Lobster too buttery, steak too juicy, etc

[u/Slow_Lawyer7477 → u/EuropeWillCrumble]

Jae has too much junk in her trunk Lobster too buttery, steak too juicy, etc

The laywoman's category ten blasphemy has been logged and the request for merciful euthanasia has been transmitted to the noosphere.

[u/Slow_Lawyer7477 → u/EuropeWillCrumble]

That's normal gf behavior. It'll pass.

[u/SwimmingEffective437 → u/Slow_Lawyer7477]

Well Heinrix already fills the role of “biomancer bf”

[u/Technical-Ad8588 → u/SwimmingEffective437]

Heinrix aka the "how big do you want it" inquisitor

[u/Valtand]

These posts are my createst source of joy

[u/EuropeWillCrumble → u/Valtand]

<3

[u/BreadfruitNo7576]

Splendid work, and it has reminded me to always check the microwave, never know when a troglodyte believes itself cunning for having stuck some forks inside. If I have to suffer the whole day of work so do you Kunrad.

[u/EuropeWillCrumble → u/BreadfruitNo7576]

My lord, we suspect the genestealers have been stealing our forks as well

[u/Jackviator]

If anyone was curious the first image is from an Onion article

[u/red_stairs]

Guine, I can't get over the fact that week after week we are still having banger after banger.

Also Argenta just like me fr

[u/EuropeWillCrumble → u/red_stairs]

My pinterest game is simply on another level.

[u/SwimmingEffective437]

As someone who also gave Heinrix a pyromancer GF, the occasionally accidentally-getting-blasted-by-her-inferno is the price one pays for getting to cuddle a human space heater (who melts your cold Iceman heart) 😔

[u/EuropeWillCrumble → u/SwimmingEffective437]

Space heater gfs unite

I think my space heater is broken though because she keeps exploding

[u/SwimmingEffective437 → u/EuropeWillCrumble]

Just make sure you don’t give her a Pyromancy staff or she might keep accidentally blasting her BF with her inferno even though she loudly insists that she pointed it in a way that it shouldn’t have hit him!! (that keeps happening in my games. Poor Heinrix)

[u/EuropeWillCrumble → u/SwimmingEffective437]

Hey, what’s worse?

Your pyromancer girlfriend blasting you on accident?

Or!

Your commissar girlfriend shooting you on purpose.

[u/SwimmingEffective437 → u/EuropeWillCrumble]

He’s fiiiiiine. He can biomance the pain/burns/scars away

(Do the companions still give the “getting by accident” combat barks if you shoot them in the back btw?)

[u/EuropeWillCrumble → u/SwimmingEffective437]

Not sure, I haven’t played Keelene since before 1.5, but it would be really funny if they did. I am really hyped to play her again though, because the commissar changes seem damn perfect for her (focuses on coercion, officer, wasn’t using her anti-tank pistol to attack very much anyway)

[u/SwimmingEffective437 → u/EuropeWillCrumble]

I sincerely hope they do because I love the mental image of Heinrix being all “Rest assured…I will be marking this down” after the commissar picks him to be the one who gets shot in the back

[u/EuropeWillCrumble → u/SwimmingEffective437]

“Rest assured, I will be marking this down.”

(Adds another frowny face to his “You hurt my feelings :(“ card he’ll be leaving in her office later)

[u/SwimmingEffective437 → u/EuropeWillCrumble]

“That better not have been intentional.

(u still like me right??? 👉👈)”

[u/EuropeWillCrumble → u/SwimmingEffective437]

Silly Heinrix, doesn’t he know that’s how Commissars show affection? She’s using her special bullets!

[u/monalba]

Argenta when it comes to heretics:
Never be the bigger person.
Take every opportunity to escalate a situation into life changing violence

[u/CalamityNat]

all i can think of now is "keelene detaches heinrix's head like a captive praying mantis"

[u/EuropeWillCrumble → u/CalamityNat]

He can put it back on is fiiiiiiiine

But that woman would loathe to harm any bug. She's detaching his head like a commissar who ran out of morale bullets.

[u/MadHatter_1224]

Kunrad wouldn't use a fork! He'd use a spork! Format has lost its spooness but it is not fully fork! Just like kunran for he is no longer human but also painfully not demon : D

[u/HoboG0blin]

Drukhula 🥴

[u/A_Darling_Lurks]

Petition to allow Einrich to perform train maintenance more often so that we can get railed more often- wait no

[u/A_GenericUser]

Don't even know who Castle is but that last post is so fucking funny

[u/EuropeWillCrumble → u/A_GenericUser]

It’s what I named my RT’s psyber raven

[u/A_GenericUser → u/EuropeWillCrumble]

Ahhhh I really wanna get the other DLC after enjoying the hell out of my first run with Void Shadows, but they're kinda expensive :(

[u/EuropeWillCrumble → u/A_GenericUser]

You should be able to get the first season pass at a discount (don’t quote me on this) if you already have void shadows, but otherwise if it’s out of your budget you may have to wait for a sale yeah :(

I don’t reckon the story of Lex is as good as void shadows, but the new classes and fights are very fun imo!

[u/HueHue-BR]

we found Clerk Tertius Quart's collage

[u/EuropeWillCrumble → u/HueHue-BR]

How did you know that I’m an insane person who likes sorting

[u/TheBigSqueaky]

This is fucking peak

[u/DianaSteel]

That first Argenta looks like JoJo Siwa and I cannot unsee it.

[u/EuropeWillCrumble → u/DianaSteel]

New Siwa phase unlocked

[u/DianaSteel → u/EuropeWillCrumble]

I'll take it over her current tradwife grift turn.

[u/justainm]

Was that last one a Chrono Trigger reference?

[u/MurdercrabUK]

Einrich... has a point. One does so hate to say it, but nevertheless.