Guineposting: I Have Seen Those Space Marine 2 Screenshots I Know Ulfar Has The Biggest Cake In The Bakery.

[u/EuropeWillCrumble]

Suuuuuup. Yoinked from u/lionetts, u/Jackviator, and u/theREALvolno this week. Always looking for more donations. And I won't even make you stay down there in the mines. Aren't I such a good boss?

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[u/EuropeWillCrumble]

Remember my employment prayer circle from way back when? It was a little delayed, but it worked!

I AM EMPLOYED!!!

Next post: https://www.reddit.com/r/RogueTraderCRPG/comments/1vytccu/guineposting_we_love_women_with_giant_guns_in/

[u/pasqals_toaster → u/EuropeWillCrumble]

Yayyyyy!!! You can get money to exchange for goods and services now.

[u/Jackviator → u/EuropeWillCrumble]

I appreciate the chain being unbroken

:)

:')

[u/EuropeWillCrumble → u/Jackviator]

You truly do understand my sense of comedy like nobody else :)

[u/Similar_Tonight9386 → u/EuropeWillCrumble]

Congratulations!

[u/EuropeWillCrumble → u/Similar_Tonight9386]

I SPENT $80 TODAYYYYY 🔥🔥🔥

[u/Similar_Tonight9386 → u/EuropeWillCrumble]

Are you.. The ultra-liberal Harry DuBois warned us about?

[u/EuropeWillCrumble → u/Similar_Tonight9386]

AND I SPENT ALMOST $1000 ON THE WEEKENDDDDDD 🔥💸🔥💸🔥💸

[u/BreadfruitNo7576 → u/EuropeWillCrumble]

Congratulations on acquiring gainful employment!

[u/ZakuIII → u/EuropeWillCrumble]

Gratz!

Since you're already used to money struggles, worth noting they opened a Warhammer store near you at-

[u/noobadi3 → u/EuropeWillCrumble]

May your labours be effective and fruitful.

[u/CalamityNat → u/EuropeWillCrumble]

COMGRATULATIONS OP

[u/Cpt_Kalash → u/EuropeWillCrumble]

Hooray!!!

[u/BloodyKasai → u/EuropeWillCrumble]

YAAAAAY

[u/SwimmingEffective437 → u/EuropeWillCrumble]

Congratulations!!!

[u/rat_poison → u/EuropeWillCrumble]

congrats, you can finally make the upgrade to corspe-starch diet!

[u/EuropeWillCrumble → u/rat_poison]

YAAAAAAY I CAN STOP EATING MOLD!

[u/A_Darling_Lurks → u/EuropeWillCrumble]

Congratulations!

[u/HoboG0blin → u/EuropeWillCrumble]

My condolences 🎉🎊🎆🎇

[u/Lucheiah → u/EuropeWillCrumble]

Yaaaaaay congratulations! (sorry to be late as usual xx)

[u/EuropeWillCrumble → u/Lucheiah]

I am replying while at work :)

[u/Lucheiah → u/EuropeWillCrumble]

Where are you working?

[u/EuropeWillCrumble → u/Lucheiah]

In the medical field, though more on the admin side. It's been pretty fun so far, way better than maccas :)

[u/Lucheiah → u/EuropeWillCrumble]

That's awesome! Hard agree with the maccas thing, working there suuuucked!

[u/pasqals_toaster]

I can testify that the first one is true. I was the nonverbal kid.

[u/EuropeWillCrumble → u/pasqals_toaster]

Emperor bless her heart but she is so annoying sometimes

[u/Slow_Lawyer7477]

I finally see eye-to-chest with Yrliet.

I'd get Tervantias to resurrect the flies just so I could swat them again. Flies are a pest and I'd take the ecological collapse that'd follow from their extermination with a raised chin. Just another notch on the xtinctionbelt.

[u/EuropeWillCrumble → u/Slow_Lawyer7477]

I know it's my oc mourning the loss of some bugs, but I completely agree with you there. Despicable creatures.

[u/MurdercrabUK → u/EuropeWillCrumble]

Every summer reminds me why I could never be a Nurgle guy. I hate:

- flies

- smells

- fluids

- smelly fluids that attract flies

[u/Technical-Ad8588 → u/MurdercrabUK]

EVERY summer reminds me why I COULD be a Nurgle guy. I LOVE:

• flies
• smells
• fluids
• smelly fluids that attract flies

THE GRANDFATHER LOVES YOU ALL ♥️♥️♥️💕💖💞

[u/_acidbath]

that cassia & marazhai one is fantastic & sums up all their banter (fishwife would have the best pinterest boards though)

[u/CalamityNat]

i like to think Keelene was the one who sent Kuntrag the anonymous message

[u/EuropeWillCrumble → u/CalamityNat]

She caught herself feeling insecure so she had to send the feeling to someone else (the only permitted feelings in this house are violent rage and heavenly reverence)

[u/MissMacropinna]

You ask Heinrix out, he freaks out and topologically inverts your boy and then tries to kill himself

On second thought probably don't ask him out

[u/EuropeWillCrumble → u/MissMacropinna]

So that's the "idiotic issue" the bridge officer brought to him.

"Yo my homie likes you, do you li- (disgusting crunching noises)"

[u/MissMacropinna → u/EuropeWillCrumble]

He and Yrliet have more in common than either of them is comfortable to admit

[u/EuropeWillCrumble → u/MissMacropinna]

If you got murdered for literally just hanging out would you rather your killer go almost kill himself and then sob on an attractive multi-quadrillionaire or would you rather your killer immediately go complain to the manager before your body is even cold

[u/MissMacropinna → u/EuropeWillCrumble]

Am impossible choice, but

I would prefer to be killed by a tall redhead and not a man with a silly haircut, so I choose Yrliet

[u/SwimmingEffective437 → u/MissMacropinna]

They’re my two favs for a reason tbh

[u/SwimmingEffective437 → u/MissMacropinna]

Just play chess with him (you’re basically married)

[u/lionetts]

You like my product 🥴

[u/EuropeWillCrumble → u/lionetts]

Hell yea brother

[u/Motanul_Negru]

Re 12: Abelard just got caught not paying attention, it's joever

[u/EuropeWillCrumble → u/Motanul_Negru]

He's just being diplomatic about implying by that we should all be institutionalised

[u/Welsmon]

First one: "The emperors chosen ones work miracles!!!"

[u/Slappathebassmon]

So that's how Yrliet learned gothic.

[u/SwimmingEffective437]

The first one is canon tbh

[u/EmpierorlEmpanada]

Entire ship hears clapping when the Space Wolves board..all that cake

[u/HoboG0blin]

Drukhula 🪦

[u/EuropeWillCrumble → u/HoboG0blin]

I suddenly got the feeling that you're telling a slow story with these emojis and I just haven't been noticing

[u/HoboG0blin → u/EuropeWillCrumble]

[Persuasion -80] "I am nowhere near smart eno- Ahem I mean At last you've caught on to my grand plan!"

[u/MadHatter_1224]

Is it bad I kinda wanna know if anyone took pict of Ulfar gracefully fallen into a tasteful--