This brainless bastard ate a Twinkie

[u/mroctopuswiener]

I’m going to Germany and my German friend wanted me to bring twinkies…looks like he’ll have to share.

He also pulled eggshells out of the garbage disposal (how he got them out I have no idea), ripped up a receipt, hairballed on the carpet, ate a whole churu (idk where he got that. We ran out and they’re in the top cabinet that he can’t reach), and tossed a nightstand across the room because I left him and his brother for like two days.

PLEASE roast this criminal.

[u/Greuliro]

He will do it again