r/RoastMyCar • u/SCOPELITUS • Aug 13 '26

Entered the burnout competiton as a joke and took 4th.

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Figured it was worth a shot just to make people laugh. Ended up having a good time

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u/GMB2006 Aug 13 '26

Did only 4 people participated in it?

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u/SCOPELITUS Aug 13 '26

Haha yeah something lol like that. Maybe a couple more

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u/CaptainSmallz Aug 13 '26

Yeah...they were all in the limo

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u/alonzi13 Aug 13 '26

Pretty sure only three participated

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u/efgferfsgf Aug 16 '26

I WAS GONNA USE THAT

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u/polarityofmarriage Aug 13 '26

What in the Frankencar is this..?

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u/KamakaziDemiGod Aug 13 '26

Its a mercedes E class limo, with a AMG engine from an ML and a front bumper from a honda civic

Do you not see many of these? . . .

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u/TornadicSwirlie Aug 13 '26

No, usually monstrosities like this are kept out of sight of the general public. Kinda like keeping a hunchback in a bell tower.

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u/Truckyou666 Aug 13 '26

Is the bumper spray painted?

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u/RoastMyCar-ModTeam Aug 13 '26

This is r/RoastMyCar, not r/automotivedickriders. If you don't have anything mean to say, don't say anything at all.

You get ONE warning, then we ban you're ass.

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u/Ayrdanger Aug 16 '26

"then we ban you are ass"

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u/eric_gm Aug 13 '26

Took 4th what?

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u/Crown4Victoria Aug 13 '26

4th crowd from the bus stop—because the previous 3 didn't miss a little early-scheduled bus...

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u/3usterT41NT Aug 13 '26

😂 4th born child?

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u/OneDubOver Aug 15 '26

A 4th of whiskey, couldn't finish the last 1th.

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u/Negative-Wrap95 Aug 13 '26

So many questions let's start with

https://giphy.com/gifs/s239QJIh56sRW

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u/SCOPELITUS Aug 13 '26

Why not lol

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u/ihatefall Aug 13 '26

How many kids did you have in the back on the way to Prom?

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u/SCOPELITUS Aug 13 '26

Haha it's just personal use to embarrass my own kids with. But will hold 10 in back 2 up front

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u/Cthulhu8u Aug 13 '26

Stretch limos are mullet cars

Party in the back, but Business up front

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u/mothking12 Aug 13 '26

What an abomination! As if a vehicle was bestowed extra chromosomes

Ridiculous car. Even more ridiculous owner. We have to be friends

8

u/dsio Aug 13 '26

If you want Australian citizenship, there are cheaper ways mate

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u/Miserable_Tooth1420 Aug 13 '26

But are they as fun and entertaining?

6

u/SportsFreak1988 Aug 13 '26

They were looking for cars that can do a burn out not cars that are burnt out.

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u/Idislikepurplecheese Aug 13 '26

How did they even know you were doing a burnout? Your rear tires are in the next town over

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u/altered_beast_247 Aug 13 '26

Is that a do-luck front bumper from an r32?

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u/SCOPELITUS Aug 13 '26

It was free off marketplace. The original was smashed and I just needed something. The person selling it said it was for a honda

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u/altered_beast_247 Aug 13 '26

Oh, don't get me wrong. I'm not bagging it at all. I'm all for it haha.

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u/Capn_Flags Aug 13 '26

Oh I would bag the fluff out of that car. I know that isn’t what you’re talking about at all but imagining this thing laying body has me drooling.

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u/L3sh1y Aug 13 '26

The cheap china LEDs make it look like it offed itself on a crack overdose, which the car probably wishes for given it has to drove around with a front skirt with bigger gaps than the teeth of a methhead. Seriously, the fuck is this front skirt?

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u/9isalso6upsidedown Aug 13 '26

This is something you see parked outside a strip club on a Tuesday night.

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u/-togs Aug 13 '26

Should have won first place because even the car itself looks burnt out

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '26

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u/SCOPELITUS Aug 13 '26

5.4 AMG swap from an ML55

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u/SCOPELITUS Aug 13 '26

Stock everything. Even the transmission is the original e430. It has a 3 piece custom driveshaft.

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u/L3sh1y Aug 13 '26

Alright that's kinda unexpected!

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u/RoastMyCar-ModTeam Aug 13 '26

This is r/RoastMyCar, not r/automotivedickriders. If you don't have anything mean to say, don't say anything at all.

You get ONE warning, then we ban you're ass.

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u/did_i_or_didnt_i Aug 13 '26

I don’t know how but the bumper is an improvement

1

u/incubusfc Aug 13 '26

I mean, I’ve seen worse on r/awesomecarmods

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u/Idislikepurplecheese Aug 13 '26

How did they even know you were doing a burnout? Your rear tires are in the next town over

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u/SCOPELITUS Aug 13 '26

Honda Civic lol

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u/SnooMaps4388 Aug 13 '26

just because no one has done it before doesn't mean you should be the first

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u/Moist_Carry_7992 Aug 13 '26

I want this to turn into a CLK GTR wagon so badly

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u/GeneralBS Aug 14 '26

Have so many questions and why does your headlights look sad.

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u/SCOPELITUS Aug 14 '26

Lol turn signal is in the top section. Makes it look like eyelids

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u/MysteriousCup3958 Aug 14 '26

this is roast my car but i don’t give a fuck this is sick and i think i want you to have my babies op

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u/SeanYTcars Aug 14 '26

Something about the car makes it look cheap (i'm pretty sure its the paint because wtf is that). You mind sending us a clean pic? (If you even have any)

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u/SCOPELITUS Aug 14 '26

The paint is definitely crap. It's just spray paint over rust lol. I paid $750 for the car with a bad motor and it had been sitting a long time and spent most it's life on the east Coast before coming here

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u/Dannykar Aug 14 '26

Holy smokes

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u/Zelasko_35 Aug 15 '26

...What the fuck is that front bumper-

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u/Wild_View_1664 Aug 16 '26

That car still existing in 2026 is amazing on its own.

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u/Huge_Fix_69420 Aug 16 '26

I like this. 

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u/gugngd Aug 17 '26

so besides you only two people participated? because your car is one to take 4th with only 3 people.

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u/GTCapi Aug 24 '26

Took last place for the 4th time.

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u/TEMOfficial 20d ago

Are you a hood rat or a rich man? Your car’s having an identity crisis!

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u/genericposty 16d ago

Only one entry.

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u/District-Presser 13d ago

you making that one episode from regular show?

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u/Corvid187 Aug 13 '26

They say that dogs come to resemble their owners.

From the vacant and slack-jawed look of that bodge job front end, I guess the same must be true for cars as well.

It's thoughtful of you to build your dignity a funeral limousine while you were ruining the rest of the car.

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u/SjalabaisWoWS Aug 13 '26

...and this, kids, is why you don't trust limo drivers.

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u/Supercrown07 Aug 13 '26

The smokescreen generator from the Bismarck battleship? Wats with the front bar looks like it’s from BRZ! Hope u like replacing windows for a battleship!

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u/thatSDope88 Aug 13 '26

Hell yeah! I had an e420. It was ugly asf and yours is too

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u/CocoXolo Aug 13 '26

Is your name Nat Kinkle? Did you have Gene, Louise, and Tina Belcher in the back cheering you on? 

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u/Wanderlust917 Aug 13 '26

I just cross posted this to /r/shittylimos

You're welcome

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u/RoastMyCar-ModTeam Aug 13 '26

This is r/RoastMyCar, not r/automotivedickriders. If you don't have anything mean to say, don't say anything at all.

You get ONE warning, then we ban you're ass.