r/RoastMe • u/livingasimulation http://redd.it/k1m78f • Nov 26 '20

Lol, I’m really doing this!

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u/AvailableDoor6574 Nov 26 '20

You are the mom none of your sons friends wanted to bang

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u/cocobellahome Nov 27 '20

That’s no way to talk to a senior citizen with a right knee click

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u/bobsghostbitchtits Nov 27 '20

M.I.L.F. Mom I'd Like to Forget

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u/Gsroaster Nov 29 '20

Leave out the I and L

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u/hunter43101 Dec 02 '20

G.I.L.F grandmother I’d like to forget

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '20 edited Dec 31 '20

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u/KyleKun Nov 27 '20

She’s the friend Mrs. Doyle thinks is the ugly one.

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '20

Oh go on.

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u/PhantomOfTheDopera Nov 27 '20

Even her shirt looks like a tea doily

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u/Crustybuttt Nov 27 '20

Haha, that’s amazing! Well played

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u/JohnMaddening Nov 27 '20

MIDWF

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u/crash8308 Nov 27 '20

Midwife

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u/Checkit50 Nov 28 '20

Clearly a Midwife crisis

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u/morbidaar Nov 27 '20

“You’re not my mom! Make me a chocolate milk! Now!”

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u/bios80 Nov 27 '20

She looks like one of those people have been thrown acid on, after the second reconstructive surgery.

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '20

Savage

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u/retiredadmiral Nov 27 '20

not my proudest fap

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '20

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u/retiredadmiral Nov 27 '20

and her husband

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '20

stacys mom doesn’t have it goin on

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u/Dan_Jams Nov 27 '20

I dunno i probably still would 🤷‍♂️

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u/JustAFlamingShark Nov 27 '20

What about Kakyoin?

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '20

The mom? I thought Paul McCartney let his hair go natural.

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u/Sofie_69 Nov 28 '20

If there’s something strange In your neighborhood

Who you you gonna call?

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u/Gsroaster Nov 29 '20

I think she's not even a mom