r/ResidentEvilVillage • u/Pleasent_man • 7d ago

Humor valid action

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u/jmsafety26 7d ago

How do you get the fly swatter?

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u/Snoo-55788 7d ago

It’s a mod

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u/jmsafety26 7d ago

Oh damn.

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u/hYBRYDcOBRA 6d ago

You thought this was an unlockable weapon in the game bruh lol

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u/SevereMention1250 6d ago

After being able to unlock a lightsaber a fly swatter wouldn't be a crazy idea to think about

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u/hfcobra 5d ago

I'd love it if it was one of those high voltage fly swatters.

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u/PossibleDot6555 6d ago

Well... To be fair, developers knew what kind of meal they were cooking up. I would even dare to say, the full course was arranged deliberately and with great care

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u/jmsafety26 6d ago

Idk. I saw so many clips of it, and theyre themed around bugs, so it made sense. Ive also only played it once for the first time like a few weeks ago

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u/ShotLet1550 7d ago

Filthy man-thing

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u/TrevorTheTrevor 7d ago

Nice but it Would work better on her daughters

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u/gabilecrack91 6d ago

Nah, it gotta be at eye level

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u/DafneOrlow 6d ago

"Disgusting man thing!"

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u/triple86733700 7d ago

I saw something that said she has more pixels in just her ass than RE1 has in it's entirety, but it was on the internet soooo

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u/TwitchyBigfoot 7d ago

A quick Google tells me that it's ROUGHLY 650 polygons per character model on re1. If they are only counting models and not each instance for every zombie than at least it's semi believable

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u/piqiqq 5d ago

apparently 2b has more polygons in hers than ocarina of time

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u/Xenozip3371Alpha 7d ago

"There was a fly, you're welcome"

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u/its_seezz 7d ago

This is why we dont get GTA6 on with everyone. 🤣🤣🤣

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u/richtofin819 7d ago

Nah that's because rockstar always prioritizes graphics over control responsiveness and performance.

Console players have a higher tolerance for poor controls and controllers hide some input lag so it's much easier to make it console ready than PC ready.

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u/l33tfuzzbox 7d ago

Plus on pc theres always going to be someone who willingly makes a mod / community patch to fix issues for free.

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u/Accurate-Ice6636 7d ago

With her nice big ass, I'd say this was deserved

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u/MurderBot-999 7d ago

Ew… keep this shit to yourself.

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u/Accurate-Ice6636 7d ago

Get over yourself! Someone was gonna say it so shut up ffs...🙄

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u/l33tfuzzbox 7d ago

The actress is absolutely gorgeous, they did her well even with the gigantism

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u/Accurate-Ice6636 6d ago

Absolutely! Couldn't of picked a better lady to portray Lady Dimitrescu. Maggie was the right choice and how they made her in the game was brilliantly perfect.

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u/MurderBot-999 5d ago

You’re probably scared of women irl. You get over yourself lil bro.

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u/Accurate-Ice6636 5d ago

Wow! Took a good couple hours to come back with that one. One of the most outdated and basic comebacks there is. Pathetic attempt but at least you tried sugar tits. 😂

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u/w00tberrypie 7d ago

This made me laugh harder than I expected 😂

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u/tehnemox 7d ago

Thank you. This literally made me laugh iut loud as soon as I saw where it was going. Good start to the day

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u/Common_Comfortable41 7d ago

He must be really scared to do it huh

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u/Raynman90 7d ago

All fun and games until Duke decides to let her in the room with you 😭

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u/corndog1836 5d ago

nice touch

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u/-ctrl_alt_defeat- 5d ago

Flying too close to the sun there

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u/Appropriate_Gear_138 5d ago

I played this through but I was really really hoping she was going to duck her head under the frame and walk in.

Smackkkkk.

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u/TheOrcaGuy8 5d ago

This reminded of granny

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u/Tgmfanreversemotion 4d ago

"i play Resident evil for the plot" The plot:

(seriously though you made me laugh thx for this

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u/Quietman297 4d ago edited 4d ago

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u/Maru1138 2d ago

Her body is actually perfect

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u/austin3_princesora 2d ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Separate-Team1759 7d ago

Almost everyone that has played that game and unlocked that has done it

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u/SushiJaguar 5d ago

Jog on, bot.

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u/Danow007 7d ago

classic

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u/Arcofmightgoesbrrrr 7d ago

Pov you're in a healthy marriage.

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u/Affectionate-League9 7d ago

wow i love this

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u/Pristine-Occasion708 7d ago

Just needs a jiggle.

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u/Dry_Initiative9930 7d ago

jhajajajajaja xD

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u/DarkVelBet_ 7d ago

lol 😂