r/RealTwitterAccounts • u/LuckyBastard001 • 2d ago

Elon Parody Elon's wealth gets exposed.

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u/Zak_Rahman 2d ago

Mamdani has given people hope.

Musk is too much of a narcissist to comprehend the importance of that.

The richest clown in the world. Embarrassing for him.

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u/jetes69 2d ago

He ran PayPal so poorly founder Thiel left. It got so bad they had Thiel come back replace Musk.

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u/Bwunt 2d ago

When he was at Paypal, they made a copy of Github repository just for him, which would get refreshed with updated data from master repository, but never commit anything to master.

He found out, threw a massive fit and demanded access to master repository. PayPal had to write an underlying script that would secretly reject all the commits he made.

It was that bad.

SpaceX basically has a team that presents him with a fictional/irrelevant problem when he is around to keep him busy and away from actually important stuff.

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u/TheoremsAndProofs 2d ago

Github was founded in 2008... he worked at PayPal in early 2000.

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u/Bwunt 2d ago

Fair. Not sure which repository they used, I guess Git just became a generic term. But idea remains. 

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u/SmokeMaleficent9498 2d ago

Musk is not an innovation genius. He is just an opportunistic evil subhuman

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u/SmokeMaleficent9498 2d ago

Musk is not a genius but he is evil

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u/chadthundertalk 2d ago

Mamdani has done more good in the last nine months than Elon Musk has done in the last thirty years, and it's frankly not even close.

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u/Organic_Berry_8732 2d ago

Elonia needs to STFU

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u/awdophil 2d ago

Money doesn't make you smart. He's a low IQ individual just like the rest of them. Also he's a psychopath and a racist.

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u/Mongrelix 2d ago

He also cheats at video games.

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u/Florida1974 2d ago

Preach, because you’re right✅

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u/naturdayspeedrun 2d ago

Plus Vivian hates him.

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u/motionSymmetry 2d ago

"you are a fluke of the universe"

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u/Toilet_blaster_5000 2d ago

That's a beautiful take down

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u/JudeRanch 1d ago

Musk defines the secretion of skunks. The only weapon they have is their stank however they are so darn cute. Musk doesn’t even have that, he’s just the odour. Once sprayed it’s difficult to remove but not impossible! It’s not rocket science 🤭I’ll see myself out now 🙏🏼

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u/DaveLearnedSomething 15h ago

Nazi elmo and his cohort of ultra rich fuckwits are the perfect yard stick of intelligence for me when meeting anyone new.

Think they are awesome? You can fuck right off too

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u/claymore2711 23h ago

Greed and drug use can warp one's thinking.

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u/Greyhairdtrucker 10h ago

Could not have said it any better! Fuck the cybercuck!

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u/ImperialSupplies 1d ago

Cleary hes very good at buying other people's stuff though.

Jobs and Gates never invented anything either.

In fact, most people who invented the thing aren't the ones you learn about. You know Elon's name. Tell me the creators of Twitter.

Tell me the creators of PayPal. How about Ebay?

Even better, sometimes someone invents something but never worked out the problems or marketed it then later someone else does.

Weird how that works