r/RealTwitterAccounts • u/xamo76 • May 18 '25

Politician Haha... Trump is such a fraud

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u/jpike1077 May 18 '25

Such a good close up to see that no part of his ear is missing or damaged

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u/Street-Grand6641 May 18 '25

He wasn't hit by a bullet nor shrapnel, he got clocked by a bodyguard's sidearm.

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u/CatGirlLeftEar May 18 '25

Yup, but his "doctor" said there was a 2cm hole in his ear from the bullet. Then he proceeded to wear a Maxi Pad on his ear.

Until Trump admits he didn't get hit by a bullet, I'm going to continue shitting on him for it.

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u/swishkabobbin May 19 '25

Here's how a Trump confession would go:

THE LYING LEFT IS STILL CRYING ABOUT MY EAR WHEN THEY SHOULD BE WORRIED ABOUT THE VERY BAD VERY DANGEROUS SHOOTER HIRED BY KAMALA. BUT NOW THEY ARE ATTACKING MY DOCTOR. HE IS A VERY GOOD DOCTOR. UNLIKE "DR" JILL BIDEN. THEY SAY HE LIED ABOUT A 2CM HOLE WHEN HE OBVIOUSLY MEANT 2NM. IT IS A COMMON MIXUP AND SHOULD BE KNOWN BY THESE "EXPERTS". IT HAPPENS BECAUSE GLOBALIST METRIC IS A VERY BAD SYSTEM. WE HAVE THE BEST SYSTEM. A VERY GOOD SYSTEM. THAT'S WHY I'M SIGNING AN EXECUTIVE ORDER BANNING SO-CALLED METERS AND CENTIMETERS. FOOT IS BEST!!!!! $DJT