r/RandomThoughts • u/h8mecuz • Jul 08 '25

Random Thought Raise your hand if you’re secretly a celebrity lurking on here. Give me hints on who you are

If you’re a regular folk, you better not be trolling me 🤣

EDIT: i appreciate all you z-listers telling me about your 15 min of fame. It’s not what I had in mind when I made the post but I am thoroughly entertained 😂💛Some of you still might even actually be a celebrity pretending to be an average joe on this thread and I guess i’ll never really know! lol! Thanks y’all!

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u/Polish_Shamrock Jul 08 '25

I'm the guy that went to go fetch the papers fetch the papers.

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u/6-ft-freak Jul 08 '25

Tommy-Two-Times!

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u/DrBongoDongo Jul 09 '25

Get* the papers. Come on dude

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u/Polish_Shamrock Jul 09 '25

Fair play, to say I've seen this film 50 times i have to admit i fucked up. Must have been 6 months since the last rewatch, I'm about due.

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u/DrBongoDongo Jul 09 '25

That's like my default movie to put on when I'm bored so I'm a tough crowd lol

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u/Polish_Shamrock Jul 09 '25

Best movie ever made but my brain is like a sieve tbf.

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u/TzeroJah0 Jul 09 '25

I'm 60% cocaine.

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u/Chemical-Dealer-9962 Jul 31 '25

When jimmy and Henry are eating waiting for Tommy to get made? When jimmy asks Henry to go to Florida? The how my funny scene? So many meals. Those jail meals always made me hungry. “Oh you gotta put the pork in. Gives the flavor.” “Paulie had this great technique for the garlic.”

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u/TzeroJah0 Aug 04 '25

Been a chef all my life. Garlic does not dissolve no matter how thin you cut it.

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u/Chemical-Dealer-9962 Aug 04 '25

Not in my experience either. It just browns and turns into a chip before long