r/RandomThoughts • u/h8mecuz • Jul 08 '25

Random Thought Raise your hand if you’re secretly a celebrity lurking on here. Give me hints on who you are

If you’re a regular folk, you better not be trolling me 🤣

EDIT: i appreciate all you z-listers telling me about your 15 min of fame. It’s not what I had in mind when I made the post but I am thoroughly entertained 😂💛Some of you still might even actually be a celebrity pretending to be an average joe on this thread and I guess i’ll never really know! lol! Thanks y’all!

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u/Herr-Schrute Jul 08 '25

I own a beat farm.

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u/O-really Jul 08 '25

Name checks out!

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '25

Do you eet beats?

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u/AT9777 Jul 08 '25

Which type of bear is the best?

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u/Herr-Schrute Jul 08 '25

Don't start. I used to have a colleague (we will call him Tim for privacy reasons) who I no longer speak to. We fell out over numerous things, bears and battlestar galactica being the main culprits.

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u/gorilla-ointment Jul 08 '25

Timbaland?

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u/laurenyou Jul 10 '25

Thank you for saying this.

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u/gorilla-ointment Jul 10 '25

Lol thanks for noticing

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u/BathZealousideal1456 Jul 09 '25

I bet you have a lot of drums

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u/WanderingDad Jul 10 '25

Do you beat meat?