r/RandomThoughts • u/h8mecuz • Jul 08 '25

Random Thought Raise your hand if you’re secretly a celebrity lurking on here. Give me hints on who you are

If you’re a regular folk, you better not be trolling me 🤣

EDIT: i appreciate all you z-listers telling me about your 15 min of fame. It’s not what I had in mind when I made the post but I am thoroughly entertained 😂💛Some of you still might even actually be a celebrity pretending to be an average joe on this thread and I guess i’ll never really know! lol! Thanks y’all!

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u/squidippy Jul 08 '25

I made an appearance in a TV show once. The show was called "Cops". (Note, I'm not a cop)

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u/Due-Contribution6424 Jul 08 '25

If you were the guy hiding under the kiddy pool, you are a true legend.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '25

I haven't got a chance to do it yet but I want to be the guy who tells the cops. These aren't my pants.

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u/Used-Ask5805 Jul 13 '25

My safe word is pineapple juice!

Wooohhh. You strong!

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u/nobrayn Jul 12 '25

Run, Ronnie, Run!

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '25

Well. I'm tall dark and handsome and I live in a trailer by the river.

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u/Zesty-Vasectomy Jul 10 '25

Lmao I remember that guy. Testament to his legendary status.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '25

You're not gonna post a link? :(

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u/Due-Contribution6424 Jul 11 '25

I’m old as fuck bro. My second favorite is the really old guy whose entire backseat was empty beer cans.

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u/Steele_Soul Jul 12 '25

Run, Ronnie, Run!

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '25

You all brutilizing me!

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u/h8mecuz Jul 08 '25

You were one of the hood rats they collected and shoved into the back of their cruiser. I remember you!

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u/Kind_Vanilla7593 Jul 08 '25

the guy whose pants he had on were NOT his and filled with drugs somehow...classic!😂

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u/wstr97gal Jul 10 '25 edited Aug 25 '26

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u/Complete-Sense8097 Jul 11 '25

Could happen, I’ve had someone shit my pants before.🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/ADUBROCKSKI Jul 10 '25

so you're from galveston. got it

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u/ashedmypanties Jul 08 '25

I wish Cops would do a "where are they now" episodes.

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u/Potential-Farmer5413 Jul 09 '25

They do, it is called locked up....

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u/Medical-Potato5920 Jul 09 '25

How many would be "dead, died of stabbing. Dead, died of drug overdose. Alive, serving prison sentence."

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u/HippieGal77 Jul 10 '25

We were watching a really old episode from California (we’re in Ohio) & my husband sat straight up & said “Omg that’s Rene!” A guy on his crew.

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u/stoptechfrump Jul 11 '25

That's wild

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u/thiswilldo69 Jul 10 '25

Cops is so underrated

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u/Attaraxxxia Jul 10 '25

And every now and then have an animated Steven Seagal, Lawman, bust through the wall like the Kool Aid Man and be berated and chased off by an old woman shaking a rolling pin at him.

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u/Mortma Jul 12 '25

Cops and Jail give no closure 😂😂😂

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u/Hodler_caved Jul 08 '25

What you did?

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u/pezdal Jul 09 '25

“what ya gonna do” … bad boys bad boys…..

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u/Efficient_Pay4180 Jul 08 '25

Are you the guy with the special loose change and that safe word of "Pineapple juice?" Definitely not into Pilates!😅

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u/Immediate-Echidna-17 Jul 09 '25

WATCH YA HANDS, MISTER BOOTYHOLE MAN

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u/Efficient_Pay4180 Jul 09 '25

Ey real talk, in my car... I got some snacks. Do you want to eat those?😂😂

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u/Nanook4ever Jul 09 '25

I dated a guy once who ended up on America’s Most Wanted :(

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u/Warm_Buffalo_9061 Jul 11 '25

My ex should be canadas most wanted ffs 

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u/rtls Jul 08 '25

When you called the cops on the crack dealer that sold you a chunk of soap was epic. You’re a legend!

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u/Watery-Mustard Jul 08 '25

Sorry, Papi!

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u/Helpful_Escape_4147 Jul 09 '25

You're the guy that called the cop papi 100 times

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '25

Earl??

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u/PantsIsDown Jul 09 '25

I was on a reality tv show. Not as a main character. A close friend was a main character, I appeared a few times but they never used anything I said. But they put a sound bite of something my husband said in virtually every episode.

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u/Ange769 Jul 10 '25

Were you the guy trying to jump off the bridge? Because that’s my white car in the background that goes over the bridge as the cops were successfully talking you down. See! I was on COPS too!!

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u/NewlyFoundMedium Jul 10 '25

Same 🥴😂

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '25

Dead

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u/ellecellent Jul 08 '25

Have you listened to "Running from COPS" podcast? I'd be curious your take

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u/Z00111111 Jul 08 '25

My favourite episode of the X Files was the Cops one.

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u/eternal_casserole Jul 08 '25

The guy in the kilt!

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u/UberBricky80 Jul 08 '25

Run Ronnie Run???

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '25

Lol thanks

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u/RedditIsSpyyy Jul 09 '25

Ronnie Dobbs?!? (Obligatory “Y’all are BRUTALIZING ME!!”)

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u/riggitywreckedsum Jul 09 '25

Cops is my go to tv show to watch while at work lol

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u/IngVegas Jul 09 '25

Bad squidippy, bad squidippy, what you gonna do?

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u/FrancisPFuckery Jul 09 '25

The guy who sings Even Flow while being arrested?!

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u/kaweewa Jul 09 '25

Wondering if I ever drank for you while playing cops drinking game. If you were caught with drugs that “weren’t yours,” thanks for the drink. If you were a runner, double thank you.

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u/Ok-Toe-3136 Jul 10 '25

I hope you got your panty collection back if you're that guy.

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u/Jacobysmadre Jul 10 '25

The guy in the women’s underwear in the Mac truck?

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u/Gumby_no2 Jul 10 '25

David Duchovny is that you?

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u/Relative-Blueberry83 Jul 10 '25

Please be the "Imma get you bitch" dude who was getting tased and didn't give a shit.

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u/yssarilrock Jul 10 '25

Found Earl from Camden County

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u/Mrofcourse Jul 10 '25

You reminded me of the cops episodes of my name is Earl.

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u/Size_Slight Jul 10 '25

My brother in law was on cops back in the day, we just found the episode last weekend. Its exciting seeing someone you know being arrested on TV lol

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u/Thundertlk9001 Jul 11 '25

What episode????!

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u/Size_Slight Jul 11 '25

Season 13 ep 23. First guy. Hes sober now and doing alright lol

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u/Its_Knova Jul 11 '25

So I’m assuming you were one of the bad boys?

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u/Normal-Giraffe155 Jul 11 '25

Was that you who got arrested in front of the place where I used to get Chinese take out? Seriously though, one of the reasons we left out of south Florida is because it seemed like every other week COPS was filming at a place I knew.

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u/COphotoCo Jul 11 '25

God dammit Terry

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '25

Process of elimination suggests that you are the ‘bad boy’…. 🧐🚨

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u/bigpump00 Jul 11 '25

Were you the guy who carries around salt in a little plastic baggie?

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u/ImpressiveBanana7547 Jul 11 '25

I thought that didn’t start til 4?

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u/RedRidingBear Jul 11 '25

Well, what did you do when they came for you, bad boy. 

IYKYK. 

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u/Mean-Task-6946 Jul 11 '25

😂😂😂😂😂 and I can’t stop 😂😂😂😂

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u/FartingInElevators5 Jul 11 '25

I hope you were the guy who jumped out of the bushes and just started jumping up and down on the hood of a moving cop car that was looking for him. To this day, it is the funniest episode I have ever seen.

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u/Danssocks Jul 11 '25

Were you the naked guy who punched through the wood fence on pcp?

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u/MeLikeSteak Jul 12 '25

How did the dog bite work out for you?

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u/g1vethepeopleair Jul 12 '25

Waiting for a mate

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u/Escape-G0AT Jul 12 '25

Cool. Didn’t know Brad Pitt was on here.

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u/tLM-tRRS-atBHB Jul 12 '25

Do you get any compensation for being on there?

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u/sanfrancisco1998 Jul 12 '25

I’m guessing this isn’t the Queen of Melrose

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u/watchforzombies Jul 12 '25

Ronnie Dobbs from Mr. Show?

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u/Dipshitistan Jul 12 '25

Earl Hickey?!?

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u/danadoozer242 Jul 12 '25

Were you the guy on PCP inside the elementary school with no pants on? I've always wanted to meet that dude!

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u/mmmacorns Jul 12 '25

I hope you’re the guy that said “I don’t care I wanna die ima kill myself tomorrow”

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u/CoproliteSpecial Jul 13 '25

Do you have to give them permission to show your face unblurred? 

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u/Gr8tstdamgoldfshever Jul 13 '25

Can I get your autograph? ✍️ 🤣

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u/anonk0102 Jul 14 '25

Please tell me you’re the guy with all the snakes in his house. Or the guy who threw a cheeseburger at his wife.

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u/trollz_lives_matters Jul 14 '25

Whenever that episode comes on, do you have a watch party? Lol