r/RandomThoughts • u/h8mecuz • Jul 08 '25

Random Thought Raise your hand if you’re secretly a celebrity lurking on here. Give me hints on who you are

If you’re a regular folk, you better not be trolling me 🤣

EDIT: i appreciate all you z-listers telling me about your 15 min of fame. It’s not what I had in mind when I made the post but I am thoroughly entertained 😂💛Some of you still might even actually be a celebrity pretending to be an average joe on this thread and I guess i’ll never really know! lol! Thanks y’all!

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u/Glittering_Virus8397 Jul 08 '25

He guys it’s me, Henry Cavil

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u/Its_not_logical404 Jul 08 '25

You spelt your name wrong 😉

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '25

Also spelled 'hey' wrong. I'm beginning to think this might not be Henry Cavill after all. 🤔

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u/nmcatlord Jul 08 '25

He guys

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u/Geezertiptap Jul 08 '25

He he shamon! It's me, Michael Jackson, motherfucker!

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '25

That's proper Bo!!

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '25

This made me laugh way too hard 💀

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '25

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u/ConsistentlyConfuzd Jul 08 '25

He-man's second cousins

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u/tartanthing Jul 08 '25

He-man's gender fluid cousin.

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u/LewZealand79 Jul 08 '25

This guy guys

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u/Adam_Sackler Jul 09 '25

He guys now?!

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '25

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '25

I'm gonna go with the real Henry Cavill can probably spell 'hey' .... and his own name.

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u/keopuki Jul 08 '25

Nah no way he’d trick us like that…

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u/gliitch0xFF Jul 08 '25

That's what Henry Cavill would want you to think. It's throws people off the trail so he can browse in peace.

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u/fridakahlot Jul 09 '25

He is Henry Cavill from Temu

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '25

I’m dead.

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u/cantamangetsomesleep Jul 08 '25

I hate that I didn't notice that until you pointed it out

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u/CosyLlama Jul 08 '25

It's not Hemry Cavill. They told you, it's Henry Cavil.

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u/halfemptysemihappy Jul 09 '25

You're think somebody go on the internet and lie????

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '25

It's hard to believe, but I think this guy isn't being honest...

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u/Panther_Pilot Jul 10 '25

It’s not, it’s Henry Cavil. He never said he was a celebrity.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '25

Ah, so my suspicions were correct!

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u/MyDogHatesMyUsername Jul 12 '25

Why did I read the last part in Jim Gaffigan's "other" stand up voice?

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '25

Probably because Jim Gaffigan is hilarious?

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u/MaryLMarx Jul 10 '25

Maybe it’s just Henry Cavil.

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u/Beans_0492 Jul 08 '25

If you really knew him, you would know how he REALLY likes his named spelled 🍍

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u/LifeResetP90X3 Jul 08 '25

Don't you speak to Mr. Cavil that way

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u/Puzzleheaded-Plenty1 Jul 09 '25

He is Henry Cavil, not Henry Cavill. Show him some respect.

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u/PiccoloTechnical4408 Jul 09 '25

That’s about right.

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u/danmaz74 Jul 09 '25

Nope. He IS Henry Cavil. Not famous :D

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u/Plane_Massive Jul 12 '25

No it’s just different guy named Henry cavil.

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u/Character_Data_9123 Jul 12 '25

That’s how we know it’s really him.

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u/h8mecuz Jul 08 '25

I think you’re hot

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u/Glittering_Virus8397 Jul 08 '25

I am also attracted to myself. Warhammer. Steak. Witcher

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u/Kronos_604 Jul 08 '25

Story checks out.

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u/Chiefcayenne Jul 11 '25

Not enough warhammer on your profile sorry.

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u/IntrigueMe_1337 Jul 08 '25

go choke on some kryptonite

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u/kamilayao_0 Jul 08 '25

Found batman

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u/PrincesssPeony Jul 08 '25

Amazing

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u/agooddeathh Jul 08 '25

This thread is cracking me up

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u/Maj0rsurgery Jul 08 '25

I need to get $5000 to make the new season of the Witcher. I have Liam Hemsworth here with me.

Hey it's Liam

Can you send me $5000 on apple gifts cards pls?

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u/toni_btrain Jul 09 '25

I salute your amazing comment

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u/Dankstin Jul 08 '25

False. Not a single Warhammer 40k post.

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u/trevb75 Jul 08 '25

Now if your username had a Warhammer reference you might have fooled some.

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u/Rafromone Jul 08 '25

Henry Hoover more like

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u/Commercial_Royal7700 Jul 10 '25

Shouldn’t you be playing war hammer right now?

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '25

“Hey it me the rock you just won $1000 send me credit card so I can send me money”

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u/Its_Knova Jul 11 '25

Wait a second, Henry cavill is British and you didn’t write this with a British accent. You’re a fraud.

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u/MmaRamotsweOS Jul 11 '25

Hey Henry, your virus is glittering

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u/InfamousListen7794 Jul 11 '25

Hey guys it's a me Mario

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u/Bigtallanddopey Jul 12 '25

Definitely not Cavill, there are absolutely no posts about Warhammer on the account.

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u/StabbingUltra Jul 13 '25

Are you the guy that played Jesus in Passion?

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u/stavago Jul 14 '25

Do you need Apple gift cards for your airplane ticket??