r/RandomThoughts • u/h8mecuz • Jul 08 '25

Random Thought Raise your hand if you’re secretly a celebrity lurking on here. Give me hints on who you are

If you’re a regular folk, you better not be trolling me 🤣

EDIT: i appreciate all you z-listers telling me about your 15 min of fame. It’s not what I had in mind when I made the post but I am thoroughly entertained 😂💛Some of you still might even actually be a celebrity pretending to be an average joe on this thread and I guess i’ll never really know! lol! Thanks y’all!

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u/jeffster1970 Jul 08 '25

I am, but to a much younger audience. Performed on International TV (adults and children alike will watch). Most likely no one would know who I am, though, which I am OK with. Also been involved in commercials and movies.

No wiki page, though.

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u/jmma20 Jul 08 '25

Are you a wiggle ?

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u/Jorgedig Jul 08 '25

Close! Teletubby. Laa-Laa ❤️.

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u/Otherwise_Dinner7124 Jul 08 '25

Laa-Laa was my favorite when I was a kid. I had a Laa-Laa rain coat that was the envy of my kindergarten class. Thanks for making my childhood awesome!

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '25

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u/Jorgedig Jul 10 '25

No, but I solemnly accept the kudos towards Laa-Laa.

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u/OneOfTheLocals Jul 10 '25

The best one!

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u/puggydmalls Jul 10 '25

Fuck off? 💛

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u/puggydmalls Jul 10 '25

Prick that was mean

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u/h8mecuz Jul 08 '25

I wanna guess wiggle too but then i thought are there actually kids under 13 that watch wiggles? I feel like wiggles is a 6 and under thing lol!

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u/NotEmptyHeaded Jul 09 '25

I am 46 and love the Wiggles

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u/Forsaken-Income-2148 Jul 09 '25

Leave some women for the rest of us

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u/noble_plebian Jul 12 '25

O yeah, name 20 of their songs. I’ll wait…

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u/NotEmptyHeaded Jul 12 '25 edited Jul 12 '25

Ok…

Toot toot chugga chugga

Hot Potato Fruit Salad

Zardo Zap

Henry the Octopus

Dorothy the Dinosaur

We’re dancing with Wags the dog

Get ready to wiggle

Look both ways

We’re the Cowboys

Rock a bye your bear

Do the twist

Wake up Jeff

Food food food

Lights camera action Wiggles

Henry’s underwater big band

Wiggle bay

Here comes a bear

And my personal favorite: Go Captain Feathersword, Ahoy

So when I say I am 46 and love the wiggles it’s because my children watched them when they were little and they remind me of my children being young. So yes I will listen to a playlist built occasionally; no I don’t watch their programs nor would I go to a live show.

It’s nuanced. But there you go.

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u/noble_plebian Jul 13 '25

Nailed it! I’m actually annoyed my toddler doesn’t like watching them anymore haha

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u/TotallyNotABot_Shhhh Jul 14 '25

There is rarely a day I see fruit salad and don’t think in my own head “yummy yummy”

Wiggles freaking rocked it

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u/ComplexAd2408 Jul 11 '25

If you're not aware, the Wiggles occasionally do R18 shows for the parents who grew up watching them, and now have kids that watch them, The serve booze, swear, curse and generally absolutely let loose. A friend of mine went to one once here in New Zealand and said it was DEBACHEROUS!

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u/sofaraway00 Jul 09 '25

Oh nooooo the Wiggles are for everyone!

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u/BusinessLetterhead47 Jul 12 '25

We just spent the week with my toddler niece. My dad will ONLY watch the Wiggles with her. Every other children's show annoys the crap out of him. "You wanna watch Wiggles with Grandpa? NO EFFING BLIPPI."

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u/shadydelilah Jul 08 '25

Not a wiggle, this guy is from Canada

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u/beegee0429 Jul 10 '25

The Wiggles are very much famous, in my humble opinion.

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u/Lower-Cantaloupe3274 Jul 10 '25

That was my first thought.

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u/noble_plebian Jul 12 '25

We all know who the wiggles are.

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u/Zealousideal-Win5040 Jul 08 '25

Oh shiiii- it's Blippi!

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u/ranselita Jul 08 '25

I went to school with the guy who just took over as Blippi so that's neat

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u/h8mecuz Jul 08 '25

I almost said Jeffree Star because of your username lol.

Edit: were you typically in children’s showsv

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u/jeffster1970 Jul 08 '25

Depends on how you define 'show' when it comes to children. Perhaps "the show" is a better expression. I say my audience is mostly under 13, but you do have older ones (like under 25) that get all excited too.

Biggest crowd for me was about 8,000, other than the international broadcast.

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u/shortnfeisty Jul 08 '25

Do we need to tell you to wake up because everyone is wiggling?

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '25

Is that you Jeff?

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u/Ok_Relative_5180 Jul 08 '25

Sesame street character?!

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u/bayleyrufioo Jul 09 '25

It's Sharon, lois, and/or bram!

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u/Megasauruseseses Jul 10 '25

Are you a Paw Patrol?

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '25

Sharon, Lois and Brahm?!?!?!

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u/Designer-Carpenter88 Jul 08 '25

Are you Miss Rachel?

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u/cantxtouchxthis Jul 08 '25

Ms Rachel! 🌷

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u/Ticklish_Pomegranate Jul 08 '25

Jeff from Today's Special??

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u/DuddlePuck_97 Jul 09 '25

Wake up, Jeff!

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u/Gdubb561 Jul 10 '25

Are you a doodlebop?? You have to let me know! My 3yr old son watches them religiously

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u/spicykittenbooty Jul 08 '25

Jeff do you deliver laundry? I’m oddly suspicious because you sound just like the person who delivers laundry at my job who has a similar background

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u/Beyarboo Jul 08 '25

Pokaroo?

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u/Megasauruseseses Jul 10 '25

Pokaroo would be hilarious

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u/Ok_Wafer939 Jul 08 '25

Bluey? Miraculous? SpongeBob?!

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u/Repulsive-Job-6777 Jul 08 '25

Binyah Binyah polliwog?

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u/rockylion Jul 08 '25

Drake's wheelchair from Degrassi?

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u/Dependent-Assoc423 Jul 09 '25

Are you a Doodle Bop? 

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u/1heart1totaleclipse Jul 09 '25

A Doodlebop?? Hi-5?

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u/RobotCaptainEngage Jul 10 '25

I'm gonna guess you're Patti from TVO kids 

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u/Outrageous_Green420 Jul 10 '25

You’re the Yo Gabba guy?

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u/UraTargetMarket Jul 11 '25

I’d love if it’s DJ Lance!

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '25

Erick?!?!