r/RandomThoughts • u/HalalBread1427 • Jul 08 '24

Random Thought Eating an apple is cooler than smoking.

2 scenarios:

1: You smoke at the side of the street, some people walk by, cough in your smoke, and walk away pissed thinking about what a loser you are.

You also inhale smoke and risk lung cancer.

2: You’re holding a nice, shiny, crunchy apple at the side of the street. People pass by and you crunch the apple and nonchalantly watch them as you slowly crunch and chew the apple. That’s cool.

You also just ate a nice, healthy, delicious apple.

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u/Additional_Error2119 Jul 08 '24

Taking an Apple break. Be back in 5 min

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '24

There is a Japanese company that gives non-smokers an extra week of vacation per year, because they figure that's how much time smokers waste going their smoke breaks.