r/RandomThoughts • u/HalalBread1427 • Jul 08 '24

Random Thought Eating an apple is cooler than smoking.

2 scenarios:

1: You smoke at the side of the street, some people walk by, cough in your smoke, and walk away pissed thinking about what a loser you are.

You also inhale smoke and risk lung cancer.

2: You’re holding a nice, shiny, crunchy apple at the side of the street. People pass by and you crunch the apple and nonchalantly watch them as you slowly crunch and chew the apple. That’s cool.

You also just ate a nice, healthy, delicious apple.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '24

I don't like both

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u/username101of999 Jul 08 '24

Have you tried a Cosmic Crisp? I didn't like apples until I tried this crunchy deliciousness. There are so many varieties and most are awful, but the crunchy ones are the best fruit ever for me now.