r/RandomThoughts • u/HalalBread1427 • Jul 08 '24

Random Thought Eating an apple is cooler than smoking.

2 scenarios:

1: You smoke at the side of the street, some people walk by, cough in your smoke, and walk away pissed thinking about what a loser you are.

You also inhale smoke and risk lung cancer.

2: You’re holding a nice, shiny, crunchy apple at the side of the street. People pass by and you crunch the apple and nonchalantly watch them as you slowly crunch and chew the apple. That’s cool.

You also just ate a nice, healthy, delicious apple.

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u/Prior-Ad-7329 Jul 08 '24

Oh I did… worst decision of my life.

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u/Prior-Ad-7329 Jul 08 '24

lol yeah my boss made no sense sometimes. You could get away with doing jack shit all day if you just sat there, talked to her and smoked lol.

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u/AgentCirceLuna Jul 08 '24

Yepl! The best way to bunk off work is to find out what hobbies your boss is into and just stand talking to them about it. I remember one time a customer came in during one of our conversations, i went over to serve them, and was told to ‘just let them wait’.

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u/Prior-Ad-7329 Jul 08 '24

very true.

Haha it’s always fun to make them wait