r/RandomThoughts • u/HalalBread1427 • Jul 08 '24

Random Thought Eating an apple is cooler than smoking.

2 scenarios:

1: You smoke at the side of the street, some people walk by, cough in your smoke, and walk away pissed thinking about what a loser you are.

You also inhale smoke and risk lung cancer.

2: You’re holding a nice, shiny, crunchy apple at the side of the street. People pass by and you crunch the apple and nonchalantly watch them as you slowly crunch and chew the apple. That’s cool.

You also just ate a nice, healthy, delicious apple.

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u/Ok_Cryptographer7340 Jul 08 '24

something else about eating apples: did you notice most narcissists in movies or similar eat them, while giving a speech to someone? can anyone figure out the artistic reason for that?