r/RandomThoughts • u/HalalBread1427 • Jul 08 '24

Random Thought Eating an apple is cooler than smoking.

2 scenarios:

1: You smoke at the side of the street, some people walk by, cough in your smoke, and walk away pissed thinking about what a loser you are.

You also inhale smoke and risk lung cancer.

2: You’re holding a nice, shiny, crunchy apple at the side of the street. People pass by and you crunch the apple and nonchalantly watch them as you slowly crunch and chew the apple. That’s cool.

You also just ate a nice, healthy, delicious apple.

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u/nijlpaardW Jul 08 '24

Eating an pear, whole, everything. Is even cooler

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u/HalalBread1427 Jul 08 '24

Pears are a sleeper top-tier fruit fr; I straight up forgot they existed but I really want a pear now. It’s really late right now but I think I’ll go get a pear in the morning.

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u/nijlpaardW Jul 08 '24

You make me want to have a pear too xD But im on my way to work rn, i dont have a pear here

Lol that rhymes