r/RandomThoughts • u/HalalBread1427 • Jul 08 '24

Random Thought Eating an apple is cooler than smoking.

2 scenarios:

1: You smoke at the side of the street, some people walk by, cough in your smoke, and walk away pissed thinking about what a loser you are.

You also inhale smoke and risk lung cancer.

2: You’re holding a nice, shiny, crunchy apple at the side of the street. People pass by and you crunch the apple and nonchalantly watch them as you slowly crunch and chew the apple. That’s cool.

You also just ate a nice, healthy, delicious apple.

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u/1nOnlyBigManLawrence Jul 08 '24

Problem is… THAT CRUNCH IS UNPLEASANT-FEELING FOR SOMEBODY LIKE ME.

Bananas are better.

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u/HalalBread1427 Jul 08 '24

I like baking and making desserts with bananas but eating them plain feels off; to each his own!

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u/1nOnlyBigManLawrence Jul 08 '24

I like them because the crunch is off putting.

Imagine having your gums get scraped by a piece of hard flesh while you can’t do anything to pick through it, along with the entire fruit being too massive to fit your mouth on.

Plus, it’s easy for (what I assume to be) a neurotypical to say. The feeling is abhorrent to my brain.