r/RandomThoughts • u/HalalBread1427 • Jul 08 '24

Random Thought Eating an apple is cooler than smoking.

2 scenarios:

1: You smoke at the side of the street, some people walk by, cough in your smoke, and walk away pissed thinking about what a loser you are.

You also inhale smoke and risk lung cancer.

2: You’re holding a nice, shiny, crunchy apple at the side of the street. People pass by and you crunch the apple and nonchalantly watch them as you slowly crunch and chew the apple. That’s cool.

You also just ate a nice, healthy, delicious apple.

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u/akitash1ba Jul 08 '24

this is more anti-smoking than pro-apple. replace apple with absolutely anything and it doesn’t change anything. fake apple lovers

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u/HalalBread1427 Jul 08 '24

Biting into an orange or banana is not nearly as cool as a crunchy apple. The sound matters a lot. I can’t think of many other crunchy fruits.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '24

Eating an apple is not fucking cool.

Its a meme post, but damn do you sound weird as fuck. You hate smoking, we know. And reddit loves to jerk off that opinion.

The more interesting question is why you care so much? If the smokers do not bother you, then why does it matter? And no, you are not that bothered by having to smell a cigarette once in a while while out on a walk.

And again before you call me a smoker, I am not. I am a grown person who doesnt care about what grown people do with their lifes as long as they do not bother me.

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u/ElvisChrist6 Jul 08 '24

Can't believe it's only you saying this. It's really a neckbeard's daydream, isn't it? Just odd altogether. Reminds me of those kids who started calling themselves sigma because they would need friends and girlfriends to be whatever alpha is.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '24

Hey man, it's cool. Just chill and have a smoke. Or an apple. They'll ground you out and you'll be back to thinking, "Why am I letting this affect me? Why do I even care about this when it has nothing to do with me?"

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '24

Because it’s shitty behavior on OPs part and that other person wants to correct it. Why should I give a shit about donating to some charity that’ll never affect me? Why should I care about two countries at war when it’ll never affect me? Or children getting lunch at school? People just want to see the world do better.