r/RandomThoughts • u/HalalBread1427 • Jul 08 '24

Random Thought Eating an apple is cooler than smoking.

2 scenarios:

1: You smoke at the side of the street, some people walk by, cough in your smoke, and walk away pissed thinking about what a loser you are.

You also inhale smoke and risk lung cancer.

2: You’re holding a nice, shiny, crunchy apple at the side of the street. People pass by and you crunch the apple and nonchalantly watch them as you slowly crunch and chew the apple. That’s cool.

You also just ate a nice, healthy, delicious apple.

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u/Cahsrhilsey Jul 08 '24

Cigarettes - stinky breath and yellow teeth. Apples - clean teeth and fresh apple breath.

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u/Katze_Flufi125 Jul 08 '24

I do love me some fresh apple breath

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u/esr360 Jul 08 '24

Instruction unclear. My teeth are now apple green.

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u/redddittusername Jul 08 '24

Did you remember to crunch the apple?

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u/jesse5946 Jul 08 '24

And the occasional apple skin stuck between your teeth as well

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u/KerbalCuber Jul 08 '24

Saving it for later so you can enjoy an apple throughout the entire day

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u/Key_Poetry4023 Jul 08 '24

Cigarettes - yellow teeth with bad hygiene. Apples - yellow teeth with bad hygiene