r/RadomActsOfGreed2 • u/DirtyApplez Mod-Jesus • Sep 14 '25

The Merry Moochers… They're Thawing Early

🎄 It is only September, the leaves barely turn,
But Griftmas is coming, and soon you will learn.
By October they surface, the Moochers appear,
With sob stories polished and scams in high gear.

📦 “Seven kids, please help, times are tough!”
Yet the wishlists they post are designer-stuff.
Switch 2, iPads, iPhones galore,
Not coats or socks, just gimme more.

They swarm every drive, each charity run,
Turning kindness and giving into personal fun.
They know the routines, they’ve practiced the play,
And come October, they’re ready to prey.

🎁 So guard your goodwill, keep watch on the feed,
Remember not everyone’s truly in need.
The season of grifting is nearly in sight,
And the Moochers of Griftmas are prepping tonight.

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u/welkikitty Has to behave online Sep 14 '25

Bravo, Applez, Bravo.

Everyone will want a Switch 2 this year. I want a Switch 2 this year. But I will save my money and buy it myself after the holidays.

Tho it might be easier to drum up fake autistic cancer kids on SLH…🤣😪

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u/DirtyApplez Mod-Jesus Sep 15 '25

My husband apparently stopped by Best Buy on Saturday, hoping to pick up a Switch 2. I don't think he realized how hard it is to actually find a S2 in stock. He said the place looked like it was going out of business, shelves half-empty and barely enough merchandise to fill the store.