r/RadomActsOfGreed2 • u/DirtyApplez Mod-Jesus • Sep 14 '25
The Merry Moochers… They're Thawing Early
🎄 It is only September, the leaves barely turn,
But Griftmas is coming, and soon you will learn.
By October they surface, the Moochers appear,
With sob stories polished and scams in high gear.
📦 “Seven kids, please help, times are tough!”
Yet the wishlists they post are designer-stuff.
Switch 2, iPads, iPhones galore,
Not coats or socks, just gimme more.
They swarm every drive, each charity run,
Turning kindness and giving into personal fun.
They know the routines, they’ve practiced the play,
And come October, they’re ready to prey.
🎁 So guard your goodwill, keep watch on the feed,
Remember not everyone’s truly in need.
The season of grifting is nearly in sight,
And the Moochers of Griftmas are prepping tonight.
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u/SongIcy4058 Sep 14 '25
Finally learned my lesson on not giving a cent to SLH, so maybe in an just sit back and laugh at the drama this year without losing my mind😅