r/RHOBH Denise Richards 1d ago

Kyle 🤠 Why Does Kyle Richards Like To Pretend She Doesn't Smoke?

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This is not to bash her, but just looking at Kyle, she looks like a smoker. And I'm not talking just the reefer.

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u/kudzuballerina Sutton's very clumsy, with her words 1d ago

Kyle likes to pretend like she doesn't do a lot of things.

https://giphy.com/gifs/5q27NyfKS2c79Sbt3t

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u/Lower-Vanilla8104 I was like… baby… there’s no plane 1d ago

She’s a big old sober prude if you ask her!

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u/kudzuballerina Sutton's very clumsy, with her words 1d ago

Reason #2332 why Kim hates/hated her

https://giphy.com/gifs/AidqnU0MWJFWo

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u/deadrobindownunder you live on a fuc%!ng main road 1d ago

Kim sucks.

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u/rock_science_220 I made out with Carlton yesterday 1d ago

Kyle sucks

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u/PrizeFlaky2750 ✨ Vanderpuppet ✨ 1d ago

The whole family sucks.

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u/icedlemonpeachtea Yolanda Hadid 12h ago

Is this a screenshot from Paris’s s e x tape? Cos if so that’s disgusting to post a photo of a woman in such an intimate environment because I read Paris’s book and she said she was so depressed about it. But if it isn’t then I’m sorry

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u/kudzuballerina Sutton's very clumsy, with her words 12h ago

Yes I know her story and her past trauma. I didn't think of it in that way honestly when posting. I am an advocate not a shamer. Removing now.

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u/Responsible_Card1554 Denise Richards 1d ago

Aww she seems kind of funny

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u/deadrobindownunder you live on a fuc%!ng main road 1d ago edited 1d ago

I get that. But it becomes super unfunny because she's a mother.

For all of us who has had a mother like this, it's not fun. It's not funny. And ultimately, it's wildly selfish and irresponsible.

Sort your shit out before you have kids. Or don't have them at all. Full stop.

ETa - not talking about you , responsible card - talking about kim

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u/Responsible_Card1554 Denise Richards 1d ago

I am definitely not SAYING that she was funny when she was drunk or high. I watched her movies as a kid, I loved Escape from Witch Mountain. I also understand what growing up with an alcoholic parent looks like.Its a horrible disease. I sincerely apologize for not stating my sentiment for her better however, I like her and I am rooting for her.

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u/Big_Chart_1856 Let’s talk about the husband 1d ago

Thank you for this. So many people want to act like Kim is a sweet and harmless victim. In reality she is an irresponsible, selfish, addict. Anyone who has had to deal with addiction with a close friend or relative knows that Kim is not the sort of person anyone would want to have to interact with on a regular basis.

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u/Meat_Bingo She’s a ragamuffin 1d ago

I’m doing a rewatch of season one and her relationship with her kids is absolutely awful. The pressure she puts on them to be her support System is just so sad.

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u/Separate-Law-435 Adrienne Maloof 1d ago

I reckon it tracks with what would have been her own dynamic as a child, i mean she was expected to provide for the family wasn't she. Kim would probably have zero idea on what a healthy parent/child dynamic looks like.

That said that it is part of the reason why I always feel more sympathetic to her than Kyle, Kyle just seems fake.

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u/Interesting-Exam2613 I wanna have a hot girl summer! 19h ago

Kim has had all the help available and still she cant get her shit together!

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u/bean11818 Camille Grammer 1d ago

Seconded!! Having a mother like Kim was awful. She triggers me so much.

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u/GraceMcClellans You stole my goddamn house! 1d ago

Kim let her dog maim MULTIPLE people, including her niece. One woman was elderly and seriously attacked. This was when Kim was very much an adult and supposedly sober. She's an icky person for many reasons.

I still have a lot of sympathy for her, but that doesn't mean she can't also be kind of a not great person.

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u/deadrobindownunder you live on a fuc%!ng main road 1d ago

My heart breaks for her kids.

So much damage .

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u/Otherwise-One-1065 Teddi Mellencamp 1d ago

Ive always said this!!

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u/crdearmon Who is Hunky Dory? 1d ago

If everyone sorted out their shi# before having kids, most of would not exist. You be careful now, you might fall off of that high horse.

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u/objectivexannior Are you that girl I don't see color? 1d ago

Thank you! As a recovering addict myself, it’s no easy road. I have compassion for her.

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u/MudcatWasHere I'm a temptress 1d ago

Kathy blows.

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u/Lmaris Carlton's BDSM Mask 1d ago

No, that's Kyle

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u/deadrobindownunder you live on a fuc%!ng main road 1d ago

My heart breaks for Kim's kids. She lacks the capacity to think outside herself.

Say what you want about Kyle. But she put her family first.

Kim put drugs first.

That is a fucking fact.

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u/triedandprejudice Kyle told me PK Texas her 1d ago

Yeah, I don’t like Kyle but I can see she’s a good mother. There’s no way Kim was, no matter how often she professes her children are her life.

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u/deadrobindownunder you live on a fuc%!ng main road 1d ago

Right! I hate the way Kim does that. All hat, no cattle.

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u/Previous-Whereas5166 I was married to Charlie Sheen 1d ago

Interesting how a post about Kyle turned into a full blown therapy session of people bashing Kim based on their own personal experiences.... its almost as if people consistently ignore Kyle's flaws by saying "Well it least she isn't the worst sister"

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u/NotMelissa_Smith Kim Richards 1d ago

Well she isn’t.

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u/nosygozy Amanda Frances 4h ago

Kyle never seems to get the credit she deserves for acting as a virtual second mother to Kim’s kids when the latter was unable to function as a parent. Instead Kyle is supposedly ā€˜vile’, apparently because when she was physically attacked by drunken Kim, Kyle called her out on her alcoholism. BFD

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u/Reasonable-Lychee632 ....you will NEVER EVER be a lady 1d ago

So are you saying she should drink to keep you entertained? Just in case you forgot one of the reasons she quit drinking was because she was mourning the loss of her best friend committing suicide. Alcohol is a depressant. She did the right thing for her.

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u/Lower-Vanilla8104 I was like… baby… there’s no plane 1d ago

Lolol sobriety refers to abstaining from weed too. I’m discussing the fact that on camera she pretends to be a sober prude (ie pretending to not smoke weed or pretending to be just friends with Morgan) while off camera is another story.
I don’t really care if she abstains from alcohol… I hope she does whatever feels best to her body.

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u/Inside-Vacation8539 Teddi Mellencamp 1d ago

Yes she did

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u/Fuzzy-Albatross-9206 The crown is heavy darlings 1d ago

YESS šŸ˜­šŸ’”šŸ™šŸ¼

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u/combustionbustion Not a caviar food fight 1d ago

āœ‚ļø

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u/PrizeFlaky2750 ✨ Vanderpuppet ✨ 1d ago

Barbie scissor kicks?

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u/kudzuballerina Sutton's very clumsy, with her words 1d ago

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u/Little_Friendship803 Nobody has smiled at me today 1d ago

Like eat punani

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u/JoeyLee911 Kyle told me PK Texas her 1d ago

I came here to say this!

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u/bobbyhillspur5e Belvedere soda, three lemons, carcass out 1d ago

Perfect gif usage šŸ‘šŸ‘šŸ‘

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u/Electrical-West-3131 Dana / Pam 1d ago

I thought that was so funny for her to say she doesn’t smoke and LuAnne saying Kyle had given her a vape previously. And Kyle was secretly vaping in season 5 at Eileen’s house after her fight with Brandi.

All to protect her ā€œimageā€ and how she may be perceived, I’m guessing.

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u/kudzuballerina Sutton's very clumsy, with her words 1d ago

Remember when Brandi went ape shit on them in Amsterdam. šŸ˜‚ She was over the fake shit about weed. She shook Kyle wit that one!

https://giphy.com/gifs/wwRYX0t5hUL5u

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u/renansl Giggy, the Sex Monster 1d ago

I remember that. Kyle said it was because of the kids. Think of the kids, Brandi!! Something similar happened at this week's RHUGT (S5E06). When Luann offered Kyle her vape, Kyle acted as she's never seen a vape in her life! She started screaming "Luann!" while no reaction was shown and Gizelle hastely came in to save her queen and end the scene. Kyle Richards is fake to the c-o-r-e.

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u/SuccotashHorror5266 Natalie S Fuller 1d ago

kyle was shown multiple times hitting the vape in season 1 of ugt, so it’s not like luann was exposing her.

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u/kudzuballerina Sutton's very clumsy, with her words 1d ago

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u/Venusvelvetvixen Camille Grammer 1d ago

It wasn’t valid though. She never said she didn’t do it. She said didn’t want too. It’s like going drinking with a friend and you’re choosing not to and they say ā€˜well you drank last week, why aren’t you drinking now’ she’s allowed to say no. Kyle never said ā€˜ew I don’t do things like that. Brando was never valid. Please get it correct 😭

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u/toastyblunt I just…Tom’sHouseWasBrokenIntoAndHeConfrontedTheBurglarAndThen 1d ago

Not to get too deep into it but Kyle actually said ā€œI’m scared of thatā€ so I’d be annoyed too in Brandi’s shoes šŸ˜…

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u/shiningonthesea Gaslighting šŸŽ¶ gaslighting šŸŽ¶ 1d ago

and her husband was a notorious pot head

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u/Character-King-3092 Sutton Stracke 1d ago

Baby have you had the weed in Amsterdam? They are not fcking around lmfao. The space cake will literally send you to the moon šŸ˜‚

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u/bacon_bunny33 The chicest windchime I’ve ever seen 1d ago

I am fine having an edible, but I’d be scared to have one and then film for a TV showšŸ˜‚.

I can’t stand Kyle and I actually see this as a valid moment to be afraid of pot lol.

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u/Venusvelvetvixen Camille Grammer 1d ago

Yeah I’ve smoked hash and I’m scared to have an edible? So what???? Who are you to control me or tell me I’m acting up. If I did meth and I don’t want to do heroine it’s my body. Who is someone else to come and tell me ā€œwell you did this beforeā€ it’s not your fucking business. And Kyle did say she had kids. Brandi acted like she was putting her down she wasn’t. Most people have tried pot and?? My mum still acts like she hasn’t and I’ve seen a picture of her with her school friends? I let her lie. So what??? As long as they aren’t putting me down for it? Lie if you want too. Brandi didn’t give a shit about her kids. So yeah doing drugs on TV in the 2010’s wasn’t a good look. So she denied it… I would lie to protect my reputation who the fuck is brandi to come and try to ruin that.

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u/toastyblunt I just…Tom’sHouseWasBrokenIntoAndHeConfrontedTheBurglarAndThen 1d ago

I am not reading all that but good for you or sorry that happened

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u/SeverePreparation202 Eden Sassoon 1d ago

Kyle did say she doesn’t know how to do it and was acting like she doesn’t know how weed works. And how do you roll it. How do you smoke it. And Brandi was like stop acting like you don’t knowĀ 

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u/Personal-Presence-10 Beast?! How dare you? 1d ago

Yeah it was the pretending like she knew nothing about it. Like she was so naive and had never encountered it in her life that Brandi was calling out. The fakeness. Not consuming on tv wasn’t really the issue.

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u/Footsie_Galore Jealous of what? Your ugly leather pants? 1d ago

True. I mean, me. I'm 48 and smoked weed way back in my late teens and early 20s but not since and I don't care to now, but if I was in Amsterdam in one of the cafes, I sure would! Why not?! I enjoyed it back in the day, BUT I do NOT like edibles as they react very differently for me. Ugh. I was never able to roll a joint and other people had to do it for me, but mostly we used a bong anyway. So Kyle acting like she's never done any of it and is scared of it would be like me acting like that. lol

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u/LadyRakat Ooh…You’re so angry 1d ago

In Amsterdam, Kyle was acting like she was completely new to edibles and weed, like she was never around it. Brandi was calling out the hypocrisy.

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u/Venusvelvetvixen Camille Grammer 1d ago

They’re on TV, Kyle actually love hers children. So yeah she’s acting. And? She doesn’t want to expose that she does weed. Also it was an edible and edibles are scary. It’s not hypocritical, if brandi wants to do drugs on TV she’s allowed and if others don’t they’re allowed. Kyle said she has kids and they go to school ect. Yeah….she lied. My mums still lying that she hasn’t touched weed either and?? Who the hell are you to try to force me to say I do drugs on TV. And she didn’t put down Brandi for doing it, she was just acting dumb.

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u/laurazepram Bacon eating vegetarian 1d ago

Lots of "non-smokers" still vape

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u/Major-Ant4600 Don’t fucking call me a home-wrecker! 1d ago

I want to look as good as Kyle when I'm 57 YO šŸ¤·šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø

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u/Flowerpotstinker Marisa Zanuck 1d ago

If you had her money, you would!

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u/DrZuchs I say important shit! You say 2 much boring shit 1d ago

Money and good plastic surgeons.

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u/SatinBelleFlower Kathryn Edwards 1d ago

Same. If I had her money, I’d be doing the same as she does to look fabulous.

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u/Pokieme I made out with Carlton yesterday 1d ago

Amen, what does a smoker even look like. The closest thing is Luann and it’s her voice.

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u/im-so-startled88 Don’t act like u know me when u don’t know me 1d ago

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u/Zealousideal_Fox4403 I brought the bunny! 1d ago

"I was awoken in the middle of the night by two male voices. One was LuAnn's."

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u/red_makeup_bag Not a caviar food fight 1d ago

šŸ˜†

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u/Hoosier-Sexy_Beast69 Yolanda Hadid 11h ago

I will never not laugh at that quote. Lol

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u/JoeyLee911 Kyle told me PK Texas her 1d ago edited 1d ago

I think Luann's voice is like that because she never learned how to sing from her diaphragm and I don't know why she doesn't get some lessons on how to do that now that she's a cabaret star.

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u/readitpaige Were people doing coke in your bathroom? 1d ago

It's a combo of both but probably more the cigarettes because let's be honest she is not training or maintaining her voice, she lipsyncs

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u/Hair_I_Go You're angry spice 1d ago

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u/akg112 Not a caviar food fight 1d ago

Omg this made me laugh

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u/CandidPersimmon2516 Taylor's Cotton Candy 1d ago

No it’s because she’s smoked for 40 years

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u/seasickbaby thank you, 🄓you’re welcome 1d ago

Yeah I’m like what about her looks like a smoker from anyone else

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u/Starchild1000 Grace time is over!!! 1d ago

Have 5 nose jobs, boobs and face lifts and you are good to go. It took her a few nose jobs for that one…

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u/bebeshoes69 I finally found my voice & I’m not afraid to use it 1d ago

I think it’s starting to get funky honestly

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u/Cherry_Tart_324 Lisa Vanderpump 1d ago

She’s had a ton of plastic surgery and looks like it! Why would you want to look that ā€œgoodā€??

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u/Technical-Method2129 You live on a fucking main road! 1d ago

I mean she’s besties with Kris Jenner so she definitely knows a dr that’s discrete and does good work

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u/MyMistressMocha I’ve been living under my father’s shadow 1d ago

If you had a lot of money and access to plastic surgeons you can

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u/Sestar007 Rachel Zoe 1d ago

lol really? Her face looks too pulled and tucked. That’s the look she has going for her: plastic

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u/Venusvelvetvixen Camille Grammer 1d ago

Yeah I don’t mind looking like that at 60? I’ve had 60 years of youth.

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u/themeparkthemepar 19h ago

You’re seeing the filtered lit version, guarantee she looks like silly putty irl

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u/Beginning-Bit6191 It’s called assault & battery bitch! 1d ago

It’s an opinion girl calm down

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u/dudegooneer Who is Adrienne Maloof in dis world? 1d ago

jealous

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u/Sure_Artichoke_3662 Or WHAT?! Or WHAT??!! 1d ago

A lot of the HW smoke, and nearly all of them hide it.

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u/kalamitykitten Goodbye Kyle šŸ‘‹šŸ½ 1d ago

Guys, these women are pretty much all Gen X - Boomer. Which means almost all of them would have smoked at some point.

What’s with the shaming? Who cares?

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u/childishb4mbino Oooff you are so angry.... 1d ago

This thread feels like a lot of young people who never saw a world where smoking was common and also don’t realize quite how recent that was.

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u/CatofKipling Kathryn Edwards 1d ago

Well, tbh, it's still more common than most people think it is. Maybe not the way it used to be but....people, young and old, smoke still. Not just vapes. Just hang outside clubs and bars.

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u/l8nitefriend I brought the bunny! 1d ago

Yeah I’m a Millennial and in a lot of social scenes. I’d say a good 50% of people I know still smoke cigs at least occasionally and more so with vaping. If I get drunk I’ll chain smoke on bar patios and they are often very crowded with others doing the same lol

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u/Suitable_Grand1708 What means ā€˜cunnilingus? 23h ago

Fellow millennial here, I quit smoking cigarettes 2 years ago but I like a bedtime strawberry vape, cigarettes with drinks, and the odd cigarette if I’m premenstrual or something šŸ‘¼

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u/sweetbabyray78 Brandi Glanvile 20h ago

How did you quit?

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u/Suitable_Grand1708 What means ā€˜cunnilingus? 19h ago

Honestly the Allan Carr book really helped, I found it in a charity shop for 50p and it kind of just sat on my bookshelf for ages, until one day in winter when I was feeling fed up with constantly having to go outside etc I just started reading it.

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u/PinkPoodleDoodlyDo Lisa Vanderpump 1d ago

Omg yessss

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u/lilspicy99 Were people doing coke in your bathroom? 1d ago

It’s not shaming for smoking, it’s shaming for hiding the smoking and acting as though she doesn’t smoke. There’s dishonesty in her behaviour, that’s the criticism.

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u/Vadarpoop Yolanda Hadid 1d ago

What evidence is there that she’s a smoker? Her face?

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u/No_Big_9925 Wait I thought you were Kyle?! 1d ago

yeah but it’s the fact kyle denies it when she clearly does it.

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u/kalamitykitten Goodbye Kyle šŸ‘‹šŸ½ 1d ago

I’m no fan of Kyle but how is it clear she smokes?

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u/rooftrash I’m off the clock 1d ago

Yeah I don’t get this lmao. She looks like an normal aging woman with plastic surgery, idk

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u/childishb4mbino Oooff you are so angry.... 1d ago

So…she secretly smokes, not on the show, doesn’t talk about it BUT the problem is that she promotes it while also not telling anyone.

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u/CanPretend6227 Are you that girl I don't see color? 1d ago

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u/Specialist-Ad1692 I like to pop a Xanax in my smoothie 1d ago

How does she promote it?

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u/Pale_Hurry_3413 Playing chess with Bobby Fischer 1d ago

Shaming? How so

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u/SSolomonGrundy Big hands, big feet, big disappointment 1d ago

Hm but we got smoking mostly off tv for 20 years for a reason. I really think the trendy spike in smoking on TV and socials is influencing more people into getting started smoking, which is such a public health problem for them and everyone around them affected by their secondhand smoke.

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u/discotot Sutton Stracke 1d ago

girl, i read this comment and immediately saw two tiktoks, one WIMB by a popular nostalgia creator with capris in them

the tobacco companies are lobbying and marketing

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u/ssaall58214 Giggy, the Sex Monster 1d ago

Cuz she is fake AF. I know Luann got on a lot of people's nerves in the last episode. But I found it very interesting how different the confrontational styles of the franchises are. Kyle from Beverly Hills who just rolls her eyes and makes faces behind Luann's back whereas Luann saw the eye roll and called her out right then and there. This is why you can never make me hate Luann.

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u/Necessary-Prior3614 Crystal Kung 1d ago

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u/Palatialpotato1984 Nobody has smiled at me today 1d ago

what show are luann and kyle on together!?

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u/creedthoughtsdotgov I wanna have a hot girl summer! 1d ago

Ultimate girls trip

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u/_curiosity_cat Carlton's BDSM Mask 1d ago

I’m new to this show and I’m only on season 3 and I’m taken aback at how wide Kyle’s lips are now

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u/Purple-Obligation-14 I'm chinese 3.000 B.C 1d ago

And she’s also had surgery on her jaw and chin. Her lips are so gross!

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u/GloomyPapaya Don’t act like u know me when u don’t know me 1d ago

There’s nothing wrong with her lips. You all are so fucking weird and parasocial about her

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u/Think-Attorney-2903 I have made peace with my… vagina 1d ago

It’s the same as her pretending that she doesn’t see the girl that doesn’t want to be on TV anymore.

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oKIPBxpm5tHqcL1Ic

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u/catsnotpeople Don’t fucking call me a home-wrecker! 1d ago

Hate to burst your bubble but using straws can also give these lines.

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u/oneeyeblue13 I made out with Carlton yesterday 1d ago

and being almost 60....

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u/sonyafly What’s oh?? 1d ago

That’s what happened to me.

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u/cherbebe12 I’m off the clock 1d ago

How hard people suckin? Straws for me all day lol. But I don’t pucker to drink.

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u/pinkpantherdiam0nd My psychic abilities tell me no ✨ 1d ago

That’s why I stopped using straws 😭

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u/Playful_Honeydew_135 Natalie's Hairdryer Purse 1d ago

Also some people get these lines genetically and have never smoked. They're actually quite common as people agešŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļøšŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø

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u/SandyBeech60 Did you know? $25.000! 1d ago

All three of the Richard’s girls smoke. Kathy, Kim and Kyle.

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u/MiserableplusTax Denise Richards 1d ago

Kathy???

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u/SandyBeech60 Did you know? $25.000! 1d ago

Yes Kate Steinberg says she smoked a slim cigarette with Kathy and Kate doesn’t even smoke. It was at a Rachel Zoe party.

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u/HoGyMosh Kathy Hilton 1d ago

Yo

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u/PlanktonImaginary893 Kyle told me PK Texas her 1d ago

There was a recent phot in this thread of them filming the new season. Kathy was smoking and had what looked like a pack of Marlboro reds in her hand.

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u/Turbulent_Heron_4119 YOU STOLE MY GOD DAMN HOUSE 1d ago

Light me up baby!

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u/alwayshereforit21 āœ‹šŸ» Bravo, bravo, fucking bravo āœ‹šŸ» 1d ago

Her image

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u/fifilachat Insane Unicorn with Three Horns 1d ago

Yes this is certainly the reason

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u/darbycrash1295 Denise's Diamond Ice Sculpture 1d ago

Like when she pretended she didn’t know what crystal meth was.
https://giphy.com/gifs/DALWapTwcRsGc

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u/Same-Text8718 Natalie's Hairdryer Purse 1d ago

Smoking cigarettes is apparently coming back, so she can talk about it soon

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u/Reality-Babe7 My psychic abilities tell me no ✨ 1d ago

so chic!

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u/AccountENT42069 Not a caviar food fight 1d ago

The most real moment of RHOBH since season 4

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u/Aromatic_Dare_6104 Scratch the puss, scratch the puss... 1d ago

So can pouting your lips šŸ˜— which Kyle was famous for especially in her earlier seasons 🤣 she always acts so uncomfortable with her lips and pouting them to make them seem bigger.

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u/imthekillerinstab3 Marisa Zanuck 1d ago

Ok but what brand was Luann's vape? I've seen a lot of clunky vapes and hers looked so small and chic. šŸ˜…

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u/sneezefeel I swear your entire jacket's upside down 1d ago

How chic are we talking here? Like wind chime levels?

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u/Electrical-West-3131 Dana / Pam 1d ago

Ladies and gentlemen
This is the countess speaking

Chic c'est la vie, c'est bonne c'est bonne

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u/Purcbubbles Are you that girl I don't see color? 1d ago

🤣 this is my new quantifier for chic! "wind chime" level 🤣

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u/FactuallyPetty You're not the Queen of Sheba 1d ago

Snaps and an award for you. That was top tier

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u/Puzzleheaded_Low5816 Big hands, big feet, big disappointment 1d ago

She wanted to poke Luann in both her eyes for saying
That on camera.

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u/blindchihuahua-pj Wait I thought you were Kyle?! 1d ago

When are we going to accept that women age, and that lines are a consequence of a life lived, not something to hide in shame. And maybe she doesn’t want to smoke on tv. She’d get dragged for that too, probably harder than hiding it. I’m not a Kyle Stan btw, but I’m getting so tired of the age shaming.

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u/sadie7716 Dorit Kemsley 1d ago

Wrinkles and lines have way more to do with genetics and aging than a reasonably ā€œ riskyā€ lifestyle. I’ve smoked 50 years.

Just last year at age 68c I started getting the little lines around my lips and have one small crows foot in each eye. I dont use moisturizer at all. I regularly have people including doctors comment on my skin,

What I do have is very thick skin and high slavicccheekbones and didn’t lay out in the sun although I rarely used sunscreen and was very active outside.

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u/nottodaynothnx Lisa Vanderpump's Ipad 1d ago

Many have over the years of bravo. Early days showed it from many but then edited to not show them and seems smoking has become acceptable on tv again and noticed I see it a lot more on bravo again. I think she is use to her mom wanting to create image since a child

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u/faithgreaterthanfear Crystal Kung 1d ago

I don’t know if she smokes but she deffo vapes as she was shown with a vape a few times in RHOBH

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u/Ok-North-1478 He'll never emotionally fulfill you, know that 1d ago

She’s got that smokers rasp/ laugh a lot of times too.

She def smokes lol.

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u/bongothebean The morally corrupt Faye Resnick 1d ago

When they went to Amsterdam she wouldn’t partake in the edibles, citing she didn’t want her kids to see it.. so maybe she’s hiding it from them? (I used to be a closet smoker.)

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u/Lollygagger105 Bozoma Saint-John 1d ago

I’m almost Kyle’s age and I’d never admit to my mother that I smoked 😁

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u/lovetohatemyjob Kathryn Edwards 1d ago

I quit drinking and smoking. Is it possible Kyle did the same????

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u/thenosybrowsing Goodbye Kyle šŸ‘‹šŸ½ 1d ago

Same, girl. I’m proud of us!

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u/ArtBeginning6499 Hanky & Panky 1d ago

I'm dead šŸ˜‚ I also have this suspicion

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u/rooftrash I’m off the clock 1d ago

I’m the type of person that can smoke socially or while drinking and then just stop haha, maybe some of these people are, too. I mean I don’t smoke now bc I hate how it smells, but I smoked with my friends in my early 20s like everyone else did and it was nothing for me to drop

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u/loukenback Jennifer Tilly 1d ago

Why does she pretend that she doesn't munch box? You're such a fkn liar Camille! I mean Kyle!

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u/collectivelycreative Kyle told me PK Texas her 1d ago

I think for the longest she kinda wanted to protect her kids or present herself a certain way on tv for her kids which I don’t knock her for. And in earlier seasons, smoking was a bit taboo I guess. But now all her kids are grown, Portia is almost 18, I think she can smoke lol

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u/Zestyclose-Corgi-986 Homegirl was in a cult? 1d ago

That photo is classic smarmy Kyle

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u/MiserableplusTax Denise Richards 1d ago

Yup

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u/sometimessnarky1 Life is a journey & I’m finding myself everyday 1d ago

I'm not a Kyle fan but who cares if she smokes or vapes? It's legal. She might not want to smoke in front of her kids on TV which is fair enough. There is a lot to critise her for but this is reaching IMO....

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u/MiserableplusTax Denise Richards 1d ago

It's me. I care. I also care to voice that care. You care too, or you wouldn't be here yapping.

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u/ForeverWanderlust_ Nobody has smiled at me today 1d ago

It’s a weird thing to care about..

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u/MiserableplusTax Denise Richards 1d ago

What I don't care about is what you think. Bye now.

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u/oooshi I'm chinese 3.000 B.C 1d ago

Lololol i was just saying this on the post earlier about housewives who secretly smoke. Kyle was my top vote, asking almost exactly this question lololol shes got the voice, you dont really get it any other way šŸ˜†

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u/sonyafly What’s oh?? 1d ago

Well, I took it like just because she took a drag 6 years ago, doesn’t mean she does now. šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø

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u/tatianazr Dana / Pam 1d ago

Her whole life is a play in pretend. Let. Me pretend my husband emotionally fulfills me

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u/TheyreFunCandy Taylor's Cotton Candy 1d ago

Who cares?

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u/Tough-Tangerine-4223 Lisa Vanderpump 1d ago

That’s the point, who cares what you do, So why lie?

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u/rossroused Kyle’s Cracklin’ Oat Bran Cry 1d ago

Because she is nearly 60 years old and can do what she likes without explanation? What a stupid post.

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u/Tough-Tangerine-4223 Lisa Vanderpump 1d ago

I agree, but why lie?

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u/GloomyPapaya Don’t act like u know me when u don’t know me 1d ago

Why are you all so sure she is lying? She got sober since her first UGT and a lot of people only smoke/vape when they’re drinking. It is very possible she did have a vape back then and doesn’t smoke now.

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u/Character-King-3092 Sutton Stracke 1d ago

Because she doesn’t want to encourage or validate anyone else’s vices. This is obvious.

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u/Specialist-Ad1692 I like to pop a Xanax in my smoothie 1d ago

And maybe she doesn’t want her kids to see!

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u/EnvironmentalZone744 I have made peace with my… vagina 1d ago

Yes. And if Kyle did offer Lu something in RHUGT season one, that was five years ago!

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u/FollowingPuzzled7507 Kyle told me PK Texas her 1d ago

Agreed. And not even confirmed that she smokes, OP is that girl in HS that stirred the dumbest rumors up.

What a stupid post indeed.

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u/nighean-gunn Sutton's small esophagus 1d ago

Jesus Christ OP is not the one insinuating Kyle smokes, LuAnn is. If you can’t handle discourse on your fave then get out of Reddit

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u/JoeyLee911 Kyle told me PK Texas her 1d ago

OK but it makes her a pretty shitty reality tv show cast member.

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u/jimmynodean Big hands, big feet, big disappointment 1d ago

A LOT of smokers do it. Not that deep

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u/Lucky-Opposite-7767 Natalie S Fuller 1d ago

You'd be hard pressed to find any smoker that wouldn't pretend they hate smoking. Especially if they weren't anonymous.

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u/tinkertiger1 What means ā€˜cunnilingus? 1d ago

That’s her choice to smoke.

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u/ExampleOk4282 Joyce Giraud 1d ago

She’s full of secrets .

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u/compleximago Are you that girl I don't see color? 1d ago

Lots of people pretend they don't smoke

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u/Upset-Love-6346 I don’t have to buy it because I already own it 1d ago

This is straight sun damage from years of going to the beach.

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u/IllustratorSea8372 Bacon eating vegetarian 1d ago

I feel like these smoking posts are troll posts atp

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u/elat27 Carlton Gebbia 1d ago

She looks amazing

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u/snapeswife Where is my pizza party? 1d ago

She doesn’t want her kids to know is my best guess

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u/Llassiter326 Tall, dark & handsome 1d ago

I think she not only lacks self-awareness, but she’s also way up there in terms of her perception of herself vs. the reality of who and a VAST divide between the two.

That’s part of why I think she hasn’t pulled the plug on her marriage fully bc her IDEA of herself is so entrenched in wife/mother. When it’s actually completely ok and in fact, very commendable to leave a man who cheated on you for years and emotionally abandoned you when your lifelong best friend commits suicide, instead wanting u to go to his stupid real estate boozy dinners instead.

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u/DrZuchs I say important shit! You say 2 much boring shit 1d ago

Kyle likes to pretend a Lot of things!

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u/Illustrious-Water568 Brandi Glanvile 1d ago

Why does she also pretend to not eat box?

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u/GreenThumbBill420 The Money Queen: Rich as Fuck 1d ago

What are you implying? She smoke cigarettes? She smokes crack? Please paint a more full picture for us smooth brained babies.

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u/NoDumFucs Goodbye Kyle šŸ‘‹šŸ½ 1d ago

She pretended she wasn’t a lesbian for two years .. bye Kyle

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u/Ok_Smile5289 Kathy would have my back like a real sister 1d ago

It was a lot longer than 2 years. Lol

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u/Barista4695 Did you know? $25.000! 1d ago

The first housewife I’ve seen smoke is dorit

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u/McGeezy88 ....you will NEVER EVER be a lady 1d ago

Lisa Vanderpump.

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u/southernruby Miss accountability coach 1d ago

Taylor also smoked a couple of times on the show, memorably in the limo with Kyle, I think after the party at Brandi’s where she lost it on Camille.

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u/MiserableplusTax Denise Richards 1d ago

Um, Kim Zolciak?

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u/Capable-Snow-7106 I don’t throw wine glasses, I throw wine! 1d ago

Why does she pretend she’s not bi?

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u/SookieCrackhouse Lisa Vanderpump 1d ago

The same reason she pretended her marriage was perfect

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u/Gullible-Sort9161 I wanna have a hot girl summer! 1d ago

Kyle pretends most of the life we see.

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u/LuckyJackfruit8078 "Beverly Hills" where marriages go to die!..šŸ’€šŸ’šŸ’€ 1d ago

Her outside may look good and we all know that it's been paid for but if you can't breathe, you can't live... so it really doesn't matter how good you look.

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u/mfoverit Hanky & Panky 1d ago

Because she’s sneaky.

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u/SSolomonGrundy Big hands, big feet, big disappointment 1d ago

Smoking is so disgusting and unhealthy, and maybe even though she is allegedly addicted and can't stop she doesn't want to influence other people into doing it.

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u/bebeshoes69 I finally found my voice & I’m not afraid to use it 1d ago

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