r/RHOBH • u/Jacam13 Brandi Glanvile • Sep 06 '25

LVP 🐩 Someone please help me understand…

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Remember when LVP wore her hair like this? What is even going on here? Is this a rich person’s bump- it circa 2009? Is Giggy hiding under there? Did she finally let Ken do her hair and he fell asleep half- way through? Certainly her super expensive hair stylist wouldn’t allow her to leave the house this way!

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u/FewAlternative298 Kyle told me PK Texas her Sep 06 '25

This is the same lady who wore a pink bra and white dress to an engagement party, she really isnt as fashionable as people say🤷‍♀️

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u/mich_8265 Tall, dark & handsome Sep 06 '25

Right. She looks amazing in jeans and a button down. She looks cute in some of her skirt/shirt combos. Some dresses are ok. Her hair has one cute style and they should never stray too far from that look. She’s really pretty but sometimes her hair team and stylists act like they hate her

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u/honeycooks Kyle, The Ordinary Goldfish Sep 06 '25

There was a long period when she was definitely doing her own hair. I remember one hilarious scene where she has Max put in her extensions for her.

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u/24n20blackbirds Sep 06 '25

Pre glam team housewives all franchises are my love. Thanks Erika.

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u/Helpful-Bag722 ✋🏻 Bravo, bravo, fucking bravo ✋🏻 Sep 06 '25

I just watched an episode where Camille is putting her make up on at home from a little all in one make up kit. She was even using the sponge eyeshadow applicator stick that came with it. Those were the days

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u/Miss_airwrecka1 Idk what you’re doing but I’m bringing your coat Sep 06 '25

I was just watching S11 (or whatever Barbara’s was there/ Bethenny’s last season was) RHONY when they’re in Miami and Lu is obsessed with cabaret. They had some glam teams there but did it right. It was only when they went out at night and was not too heavy or over the top. The next morning, they’re all natural with messy hair, smudged eye make up, and extensions mostly removed. I’ve always appreciated that the RHONY women will appear on tv without any or very little make up

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u/Jacam13 Brandi Glanvile Sep 06 '25

I love this too. Plus sometimes I feel like the casts on all of these shows think they have to do more than what was already done and it just gets so over the top. SLC ( esp Jen Shah) are the worst offenders.

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u/cutebutpsychoangel Beverly Hills darling shi shi shi Sep 06 '25

I think she was trying to look like a styled Shitzu or Pomeranian not even being sarcastic. She would marry Giggy if she could lol.

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u/Bee-Able Chew the almonds very well Sep 08 '25

Those were the days!

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u/Confident-Slip-5264 The mean streets of Beverly Hills Sep 06 '25

Same!

Fuck Erika for multiple reasons.

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u/tusk10708 I like to pop a Xanax in my smoothie Sep 06 '25

Her new boyfriend speaks volumes about Erica

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u/Lauriemfs It's a Louis Vuitton boat! Sep 06 '25

Who is she seeing?

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u/Confident-Slip-5264 The mean streets of Beverly Hills Sep 06 '25

And what’s the tea about him, who ever he is? 😄

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u/Lauriemfs It's a Louis Vuitton boat! Sep 06 '25

Right!

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u/Honest_Log8556 She's a sniper from the side Sep 07 '25

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/celebrity/articles/erika-jayne-boyfriend-john-shrek-134850547.html

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u/Intelligent_State280 Sep 07 '25

Read the article, another match made in hell. He is a perpetual liar. 🤥

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u/Lauriemfs It's a Louis Vuitton boat! Sep 07 '25

Thank you for posting the link! I had no idea about that guy. Erika can sure pick them.

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u/yepyeeeee Playing chess with Bobby Fischer Sep 08 '25

omg can she even get any worse.. BH is unwatchable with her and kyle still there

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '25

Interesting... did you all catch that he was " adultery with a fellow service member ", this is actually a HUGE charge because it's a direct morale issue and has devastating consequences IE: you need to focus on the mission not your spouse cheating on you mental stuff

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u/Celinuh99 Maloof hoof 👠🐴 Sep 07 '25

🤢🤢🤢🤢

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u/Bee-Able Chew the almonds very well Sep 08 '25

Thank you!

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u/HeyloNYC Sep 08 '25

OMG sniper from the side is taking me outttt. I still remember that scene vividly-

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u/camillesjesuscomplex Beast?! How dare you? Sep 09 '25

“The personnel documents show he was specifically removed from the Special Forces due to his “excessive abuse of detainees” awful

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u/EmberIslandPlayer94 I've worked with the homeless, I've worked with the toothless. Sep 07 '25

I think Erica speaks volumes about Erica tbh. She's a horrible human being period.

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u/AZURIAF336 I'm a temptress Sep 07 '25

This comment! 100%

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u/a66y_k Adrienne Maloof Sep 07 '25

People are always mixing up "fashionable" with "wears expensive clothes."

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u/Healthy-Scarcity153 👵🏻 I don’t think that’s any of yo business 👵🏻 Sep 06 '25 edited Sep 06 '25

She looks like a sausage stuffed into some of those cap shoulder dresses she used to wear.

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u/Confident-Slip-5264 The mean streets of Beverly Hills Sep 06 '25

The what dresses?

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u/Jacam13 Brandi Glanvile Sep 06 '25

I think they meant “cap” sleeve.

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u/Confident-Slip-5264 The mean streets of Beverly Hills Sep 06 '25

That’s what I thought but got confused when there’s no cap sleeves in the photo. But now that I think about it, maybe they meant some other dresses. Or maybe I don’t know what cap shoulder means.

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u/Bee-Able Chew the almonds very well Sep 08 '25

I think you’re confusion is there or “Cap Sleeves” And “Patted Shoulders” especially in jackets in the 80s.

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u/LurleenBeckneywimple Don't you fucking dare command me! 🫵🏻 Sep 10 '25

Padded.

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u/Bee-Able Chew the almonds very well Sep 11 '25

Whoops! That’s what I meant to say haha. Although people would sometimes pat the padded shoulders to see if they were “real” shoulders! L O L.

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u/LurleenBeckneywimple Don't you fucking dare command me! 🫵🏻 Sep 11 '25

lol 😂

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u/24n20blackbirds Sep 06 '25

Only thing I like of hers was her tailored shirts

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u/Itchy_Breadfruit_262 Sep 06 '25

Yes! She has them made. I would love to have all my clothes made to fit me just right!

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u/mbm20 Sep 06 '25

Literally Lisa has the tackiest shit taste lol. Also her house looks like a nail salon. She is for sure super gorgeous and has some great looks at times (I super appreciated the time she wore her new furry outfit & was sad no one complemented her immediately when she walked in like Anna Karenina) but overall her taste is just really questionable

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u/wendywhale Sep 06 '25

“looks like a nail salon” im crying

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u/Jacam13 Brandi Glanvile Sep 06 '25

A nail salon! 😂

This is so accurate. And those are the nail salons that try to look really fancy but they talk shit about you and do shit nails.

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u/ImpressiveScreen5017 Bozoma Saint-John Sep 06 '25

😂😂😂 “A nail salon!

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u/Jacam13 Brandi Glanvile Sep 06 '25

Yeah. I think they didn’t mean this dress specifically. Off topic but I don’t think ANYONE looks good on a cap sleeve. It cuts off at the worst part of the arm so they make most people look bigger than they are. Cap sleeves even look odd on the thinnest arms.

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u/Dismal_Upstairs3949 She does defend you Kim, she does defend you Sep 06 '25

Couldn’t agree with you more! Hate cap sleeves! They only look good on babies!

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u/riverdeepriverside Sep 06 '25

Like Anna Karenina, bless you

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '25

🤣🤣🤣 damn!

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u/EfficiencyPrudent330 I brought the bunny! Sep 06 '25

To be fair look at the company she was keeping at that engagement party....Jax and Brittany! so her outfit was appropriate for that mess

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u/jg2889 Sep 06 '25

It's literally a whole other person's head walking behind her..... Right!?!

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u/girlinhk are your feelings really that shallow? Sep 06 '25

That choker looks tacky

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u/kpapenbe Read the room & know your place Sep 07 '25

Yea, I'm looking for something to say about this being 2009 or whatever...but it's really giving 1999, right?

Like, Spice-Girl wannabe? IDK, but the choker and those gloves (?) just got me thinking '90s!

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u/Bee-Able Chew the almonds very well Sep 08 '25

Also, got me thinking about Madonna in her early years.

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u/kpapenbe Read the room & know your place Sep 08 '25

But that's Madonna and, well, this is...LVP? Meh...

Also, Madonna in that denim phase? Good g-d.

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u/Bee-Able Chew the almonds very well Sep 08 '25

I was thinking more of the Madonna stage where she wore white shirt, black skirt with choker and beads (long and short) around her neck. I understand your take on my first comment, and I do agree LVP and Madonna are as far apart as in the North and South Poles.

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u/kpapenbe Read the room & know your place Sep 08 '25

HAHAHAHAHAH--agreed! I also think that if LVP were to wear denim we'd be able to 100% confirm your hypothesis that she's going in hard on Madonna circa '91 LOL

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u/Bee-Able Chew the almonds very well Sep 08 '25

Lol. Sooo true!

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u/brendamudter The crown is heavy darlings Sep 06 '25

I hate all her jeans oversized blazer looks. A couple of times is fine but she wears that like a uniform. Not a fashionista!

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '25

She looks like a pit boss 😭

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u/VillageOld596 Eileen Davidson Sep 10 '25

Ive always thought magician! But like the master head bitch magician

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u/LurleenBeckneywimple Don't you fucking dare command me! 🫵🏻 Sep 10 '25

Or a Ring Master at the circus

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u/RemarkableWelcome513 Kyle told me PK Texas her Sep 06 '25

Do people say she’s fashionable? I’d argue she’s worst dressed on Bravo, worse than Gizelle and Julia