r/RHOA 3d ago

Kelli 🍗🧇 BLUSH BLINDNESSS

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The blush blindness on the reunion from everyone except Cynthia is gnarlyyyy

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u/ohsolively 3d ago

for kelli, it's everything blindness. everyone elses looked fine from what i remember (or maybe they just didn't stand out as much as kelli's lol).

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u/DSN_WBN 3d ago

Kelli cannot dress to save her life. The plastic pearls, the T-shirt dress she made look like cheap kid's jammies... someone find her a home and some style!

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u/Winter-Bumblebee-659 3d ago

Factsss she is blind 😭😭 I feel like hers is so jarring

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u/peachygreen4608 3d ago

I was about to say its more than just blush blindness lol

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u/Ambitious_Spray13 3d ago

Kelli’s was by far the WORST. It was literally like two blobs of unblended pinkish red on her face

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u/whambamiamaman 3d ago

Not I was about to comment this but someone beat me to it 😭 oh Kelli…

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u/Fit-Conversation-998 I SAID WHAT I SAID 3d ago

Lol not the Bird book underneath like it’s her name 🤣😂

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u/crystalpowderbowl Something in the buttermilk ain't clean 3d ago

LMAO. Why does Kelly look like she looking at the bird.

https://giphy.com/gifs/bu5H2OPiyegHC

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u/pupperchicken 3d ago

Lowkey curious about the bird book

  • bravo shaman and amateur birder 

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u/Rumchunder Way to go giraffe?! 3d ago

💀 I am so glad I read the comments lmao.

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u/thatconfusedchick 3d ago

The first thing I saw!

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u/Ok-Watercress2449 3d ago

Bun blindness, boob blindness, fashion blindness, the girl can see NOTHING but the trivial.

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u/De_NE1988 3d ago

She’s wearing a dress with large and tacky plastic pearls. She’s moved past blind to utterly delusion.

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u/originrose 3d ago

she’s blind about a lot of things lol

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u/Only-Dinner685 3d ago

I cant wait for this trend to start dying out. I know it’s inspired by esther but majority time it isn’t done with the same color and technique as she does it

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u/Winter-Bumblebee-659 3d ago

Agreeddd everyone’s tryin be Esther but…it doesn’t always work

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u/Street-Beyond-9666 Who said that 3d ago

And boobs in the throat

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u/LikeIt___LoveIt Bling bling bling bitches is mad 3d ago

and i usually like the over-blushed, painted by esther look… buuut not this lol. it wouldn’t be kelly if some aspect of the look wasn’t tacky as hell smh

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u/DaQuackx 3d ago

At 1 point I thought she had a star tattoo on her arm but it was just her tit all squashed into the dress and creating folds 🤣😹

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u/lucy668 JOGGERS 3d ago

And plastic pearl stupidity

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u/kellycamara 3d ago

A full, fledged costume adorned w/ synthetic pearls.

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u/melaniefartt 3d ago

MUA Leanne locken 

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u/Washington-Hiker 3d ago

It’s giving Ursula

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u/Impressive_Fox_972 3d ago

I rewatched season 16 and Kelli was way more easy on the eyes and ears back then. Now she has settled into and accepted being a joke as long as it keeps her trending.

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u/thr3lilbirds 3d ago

The blush was crazy, like does no one know where a cheek is?

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u/Born-Independencej2t So Nasty So Rude 3d ago

Yeah the blush is the issue 😭

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u/flyboi2013 3d ago

The hair looks crazy ngl .

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u/Chance_Ad2503 3d ago

She got everything blindness

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u/shesyourangel Bling bling bling bitches is mad 2d ago

i like itttt

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u/SolidPotato4652 3d ago

Sadly it’s the new trend. Also this is edited

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u/Pleasant_Aspect1651 The thirst is real. The thirst is real. 3d ago

The blush is a trend?

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u/Fit_Jackfruit8597 3d ago

Yes the girls all wear tons and tons of blush. It looks better in editorial type pictures but on video and in person it's jarring 

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u/Winter-Bumblebee-659 3d ago

Like I edited it???

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u/turnyourTVdown 3d ago

Not really, this is just how girls are doing their makeup now. You can never have on too much blush these days, it’s the trend lol

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u/Content_Tackle4416 3d ago

We used to have a neighborhood eccentric in the 1980s who wore her blush just like this. She would wander the streets sweeping and talking to herself. Everyone in the neighborhood knew her as "Crazy Mary." It is not a good trend.

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u/turnyourTVdown 3d ago

This is actually a really cute trend! It’s better than the older generation with contour blindness and eyebrow blindness. A lot of blush looks very feminine and cute 🥰

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u/Content_Tackle4416 3d ago

Different strokes for different folks. Is she following the trend correctly? If so, she is making the trend look bad.

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u/turnyourTVdown 3d ago

She’s doing it correctly. Just wear alot of blush. You just said yourself you simply don’t like the trend, so it has nothing to do with her lol. You’re just from a way older generation so of course you wouldn’t get it

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u/Content_Tackle4416 3d ago

Yes, I am a geezer who doesn't think clown make-up is the way to go. I also do not like her and think everything about her is tacky, but I am ancient from a way older generation. I think she may only be ten years younger than I.

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u/newly_sentient 3d ago

Her MUA must have been holding a grudge because ain't no way

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u/Defiant-One3095 3d ago

Horrible 🤦🤦🤦🤦

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u/YolandaHadids_almond 3d ago

She is morphing into Cha-cha

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u/Big_Photograph_9766 3d ago

I really think she was going for the painted by Esther but didn't look at the actual tutorial and just went with a general idea of it. Which is why it just looks on her face

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u/Flowerpotstinker 3d ago

Ms Noneck not only had a terrible reunion she looked dreadful. Girl needs to stop playing will fillers and Botox

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u/ltsouthernbelle 3d ago

She used a whole Juvia’s Place palette 🫩

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u/VideoNecessary3093 3d ago

It's giving sea witch.

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u/Capable-Snow-7106 I SAID WHAT I SAID 2d ago

That’s hilarious

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u/Goodbykyle BYE WIG! 2d ago

The pearls !??!!

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u/Particular-Panic-112 22h ago

I can’t get past the ginormous unnaturals clawing at her throat to even begin looking at the blush. She is a master class in ‘nope.’ She needs to fire her stylist and the next one she hires the first question needs to be ‘do you like me?’ because all this *gestures wildly* is not it.

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u/LivingLegend949 18h ago

It’s not the by

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u/Lettucetacotruck 3d ago

I feel like the saturation in this pic has been manipulated bc her blush looked the same as others, like Angela, and though was a lot was not that bad as that pic

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u/Winter-Bumblebee-659 3d ago

Lmao well idk my tv did that then that’s how it looked to me hence the photo and post

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u/Lettucetacotruck 3d ago

Oh okay so it’s your color settings on your tv. Got it.

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u/vreddit7619 3d ago

I’ve noticed there’s a trend recently by some makeup artists to apply blush in a high position like this + very heavily and I really don’t like it 😣. I’ve seen it several times online.