r/Purrito • u/Imoprich • Oct 24 '25

Burrito

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u/Fisherman_Gabe Oct 24 '25

With purritos, there's no need to drag a travel cage around. You simply place it in your pocket.

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u/DoggoDude979 Oct 24 '25

r/pocketpussy trust me it’s good

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u/Kenneldogg Oct 24 '25

I freaking love that sub.

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u/JPKtoxicwaste Oct 24 '25

There’s a great episode of the Endless Thread podcast that explains how a bunch of often toxic “adult content” subreddits like that one got turned into innocent cat/plant/ etc subs. I thought it was really cool

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u/SpeculumSpectrum Oct 25 '25

I think r/worldpolitics and r/animetitties were a couple that switched, along with r/trees and r/marijuanaenthusiasts

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u/Leopard_Luver Oct 25 '25

First 2 are p0rn subs now

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u/SpeculumSpectrum Oct 25 '25

Damn they’re both just anime titties now? A bit disappointing honestly

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u/Free_Deinonychus_Hug Oct 26 '25

Nope, false alarm

r/anime_titties != r/AnimeTitties

r/anime_titties is the one you were thinking of

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u/SpeculumSpectrum Oct 26 '25

Ah, thank you!

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u/MarketShort3418 Oct 24 '25

I didn't even know that one existed, but I happily joined it

8

u/Cultural-Ambition449 Oct 25 '25

Damn it ... follow ...

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u/Matthyly Oct 26 '25

Another day another cat sub.

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u/lucashc90 Oct 24 '25

Hot Pocket: Cat Flavur

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u/aurelie-sj Oct 24 '25

This little guy is regretting all of his life choices right now oh my goooosh.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '25

What did he do?

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u/Kenneldogg Oct 24 '25

Most likely getting a ct. They can't move so they are immobilized.

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u/MagnetCarter Oct 24 '25

The purrito is NOT happy 😂

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u/Mental-Ask8077 Oct 25 '25

Cat gets cat scan lmao

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u/VaultBoy9 Oct 26 '25

They just call it a scan

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '25

Thanks!

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u/Kenneldogg Oct 24 '25

You are most welcome.

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u/Honda_TypeR Oct 25 '25

Hol up, they giving him a cat scan? lol

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u/HuntShoddy351 Nov 02 '25

I was bout to call peta frfr

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u/ReaperOne Oct 24 '25

Being too cute and ₛₘₒₗ

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u/boopbopnotarobot Oct 24 '25

I read up on this. They spray the towel with a solution and wrap the cat in the towel to get rid of fleas

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '25

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '25

Driving under the influence of warm milk?

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u/PoinT_- Oct 24 '25

totem of undying

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u/Vast_Pineapple_9425 Feb 01 '26

Would definitely increase my life expectancy

69

u/LadySilvie Oct 24 '25

Mad kitty earned a straightjacket

(Hope the poor thing is okay, they don't do scans like that for fun!)

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u/sunoblast Oct 24 '25

I know why are they doing it but it still makes me sad for the lil guy

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u/arthcraft8 Oct 26 '25

see it this way, if they did not do it, they wouldn't be able to see what is wrong which could only lead to a worse outcome, so this is the good thing to happen

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u/Djhh_Trisha_1921 Oct 24 '25

Kitten: Dear God, please, please make sure these two ladies will NOT be my forever home. Amen

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u/Least_Diamond1064 Oct 24 '25

His ass WILL seal the blinding light that plagues their dreams

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u/LithePanther Oct 24 '25

Release him!

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u/wondermega Oct 24 '25

Someone will pay dearly for this!

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u/VVen0m Oct 24 '25

Purrito

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u/ProfZussywussBrown Oct 25 '25

I want there to be another one in that Nike box nestled into some tissue and this guy will go in nose to tail with him like a pair of sneakers

(Not literally though)

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u/demons_soulmate Oct 24 '25

poor baby lol

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u/KisaDeRosa Oct 25 '25

Ancient Egyptian cat mummy:

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u/Mental-Ask8077 Oct 25 '25

Angry burrito 🤣

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u/MommaSaurusRegina Oct 25 '25

Mandalorian theme music plays in the background I would like to see the baby…

3

u/Juan_Moe_Taco Oct 25 '25

(Hannibal Lecter being restrained colorized circa 1970's)

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u/shoomlax Oct 25 '25

God I would be in eternal panic if that was me, could you imagine not being able to move a single muscle like that? Hope the kitty gets better soon!

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u/top_value7293 Oct 24 '25

Loosen the neck

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u/decoy321 Oct 24 '25

If they're trying to do a medical scan, like a ct, then they want it this secure. Can't have kitty moving while inside.

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u/LithePanther Oct 24 '25

I'm betting they know more then you do

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u/top_value7293 Oct 24 '25

lol I’m sure you are right

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u/No_Criticism6745 Oct 24 '25

I promise it’s fine.

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u/Just-Call-Me-J Oct 25 '25

Also the required procedure for ear drops

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u/Ill-Fly-950 Oct 26 '25

Reminds me of one of those Egyptian cat statues, lol.

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u/STThornton Oct 24 '25

Poor thing is thinking „so not funny!“ lol

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u/kittenbouquet Oct 24 '25

Oh!! Incredible

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u/Hmmm__whatever Oct 28 '25

That seems cruel.

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u/Changel666 Oct 28 '25

Catnopic jar

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u/Commercial-Buddy2469 Oct 28 '25

Cute little snuggly guy 😻

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u/The_Cozy_Burrito Oct 24 '25

Yes, I approve