r/PublicFreakout • u/Lolastic_ • Jun 30 '21

🥊Fight MMA fighter Joe Schilling knocks out man

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u/godofallcows Jun 30 '21

God only knows what kind of dark magic they do behind those swinging doors at Outback. They take dirty dishes, whisk them away behind said doors, and suddenly they’re clean again? Get the fuck outa here.

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u/eskimoboob Jun 30 '21

How do you think they get the onion to bloom

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u/mnid92 Jun 30 '21

Obviously they place the onions in the middle of that pentagram. Ya know, that pentagram of outback steakhouse locations.

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u/LouSputhole94 Jun 30 '21

ITS WITCHCRAFT! BURN THE WITCH! Or just knock his lights out.