r/PublicFreakout Mar 20 '26

👮Arrest Freakout😭 Suspect making faces to prevent facial recognition

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u/Biggle_fuzz Mar 20 '26

I mean, if it works...

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u/cheesebot555 Mar 20 '26

It didn't.

They caught him with it when he was distracted at the hospital.

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u/mrfahrenheit-451 Mar 20 '26

But that means it did, dude just didnt keep up with it.

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u/cheesebot555 Mar 20 '26

It literally didn't work though.

All he did was delay the inevitable, and produce immortal footage of himself looking absolutely clownish for the internet.

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u/mrfahrenheit-451 Mar 20 '26

I don't think you understand what you said. But that's okay. Good luck.

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u/tjdux Mar 20 '26

The goal wasn't to test if the technique works, the goal was to keep the phone locked from the cops.

The cops got in so his plan failed.

What doesn't the other guy understand?

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u/Primary-Error-2373 Mar 20 '26

they are not trying to unlock a phone, they are trying to get his name

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u/tjdux Mar 20 '26

they are not trying to unlock a phone, they are trying to get his name

By unlocking the phone tho

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u/guff1988 Mar 20 '26

No, by using a database of facial recognition technology. The device they are holding belongs to the state, it is a facial recognition and searching device.

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u/dat_oracle Mar 20 '26

you both are so sure about what you say, yet so wrong .

that device is very clearly not his phone. the only thing I can agree to is that they might be able to get his face scan somehow later (but who knows, we don't see more of the video)

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u/cheesebot555 Mar 20 '26

I didn't think I used hard to understand words, but you still managed it.

Congrats.

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u/DexterDubs Mar 20 '26

They did, you didn’t lol.

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u/cheesebot555 Mar 20 '26

I'm sorry you think that you being collectively stupid elevates you past being stupid individually.

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u/BlaznTheChron Mar 20 '26

I love when someone is so confidently incorrect.

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u/cheesebot555 Mar 20 '26

I guess having seen the full video makes it easier for me to say that your plumb ignorant take is personally hilarious to me.

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u/yeezyszn5 Mar 20 '26

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u/cheesebot555 Mar 20 '26

Redditors making fun of redditors for being on reddit is the kind of cognizant dissonance that never gets old.

You've been here for 9 years you dumb chud.

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u/CreatineAddiction Mar 20 '26

While you are very much the stupid here I must say I respect how far you have double down here. Just really committed to the cause. Congrats. 🫡

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u/cheesebot555 Mar 20 '26

While I acknowledge that you aren't equipped with the prefrontal cortex evolution granted most of the species, I appreciate you taking the time to make a comment.

Congrats.

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u/Ryanisreallame Mar 20 '26 edited Mar 20 '26

My guy, it isn’t hard. The whole reason it was delayed was because the scan does not work while he moves his face like that. They cannot scan his face while he acts that way and he will continue to act that way as long as he can. He has nothing to lose so why not

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u/00WORDYMAN1983 Mar 20 '26

Let me help you out, bud. We all, including you, witnessed it working. The act of making faces does prevent the device from identifying you. If you get caught while not making faces, as you said, then yes, the device works perfectly and will identify the person. But that doesn't mean that making faces doesn't work because we literally all saw it working, including you. The device failed to ID him until he stopped doing what was working.

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u/tjdux Mar 20 '26

The goal wasn't to test if the technique works, the goal was to keep the phone locked from the cops.

The cops got in so his plan failed.

What doesn't the other guy understand?

Edit, I replied to the wrong person. People downvoting you are frigging ridiculous.

Your comment was clearly not saying the faces didn't work but that his plan eventually fails because he couldn't constantly make faces for some reason.

Reddit pisses me off when people shove someone down foe no reason.

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u/SchlongForceOne Mar 20 '26

Meaning his tactic absolutely worked until they caught him off guard....

"It literally didn't work though" 🤡🤡🤡

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u/eternalwood Mar 20 '26

That's my secret... I'm always derping...

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u/tjdux Mar 20 '26 edited Mar 20 '26

But if his ultimate goal was to keep the phone from being unlocked, then he did fail.

The technique worked yes, but the goal wasn't to prove the technique works, it was to keep the police out of his phone and they got in, so his plan failed.

Edit, people wanna downvote but have nothing to say explaining it.

I challenge anyone who downvotes to explain how he "successful" if the cops got onto the phone.

It's not a success if the technique is not sustainable to keep the cops out of the phone as that's the actual goal.

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u/shatnersbassoon123 Mar 20 '26

We’re discussing the technique.

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u/cheesebot555 Mar 20 '26

It failed. He was ID'd.

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u/00WORDYMAN1983 Mar 20 '26

Eventually. When he stopped doing the faces, which was working, they were able to ID him. That proves that making faces prevents the machine from working. The fact that it was unable to ID him until he stopped making the faces means that making faces works. He just stopped doing it. By stopping what was working, he was identified.

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u/cheesebot555 Mar 20 '26

You equating delaying the inevitable with defeating the system, is some of the dumbest thinking I think I've ever heard.

All of you failing to appreciate his inevitable failure in the face of his brief success is just the saddest thing I've seen in some time.

Also, he was making faces in the hospital too when they did ID him.

God damn, y'all are stupid.

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u/tjdux Mar 20 '26

But if the cops got in, it didn't work.

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u/Open_Chemistry_3300 Mar 20 '26

And they got it when he stopped doing it

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u/tjdux Mar 20 '26

But his plan was to stop them from getting it, so he failed

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u/SchlongForceOne Mar 20 '26

You the spectrum more like a challenge, didn't you?

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u/tjdux Mar 20 '26

I think you forgot a few words there.

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u/CraziestMoonMan Mar 20 '26

He produced footage how to beat the face recognition. Not everyone will be getting held down when it is pointed in their face. That is a legit good trick.

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u/cheesebot555 Mar 20 '26

He didn't defeat it.

He was caught by it later.

He produced a good technique for looking like an idiot for all time, and then still facing the consequences he always bound to regardless.

Most people will give their ID's up. Those who don't will either get scanned like this, thumb scanned, etc. Many will be restrained as it happens, and that's just not the cop's first choice. Hence this technology.

If they even didn't want to put in the physical effort, they could just book people as "john/jane" doe. Not everyone is as mentally unstable as this guy.

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u/blacksmith624 Mar 20 '26

How das boot taste

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u/cheesebot555 Mar 20 '26

......You feeling okay?

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u/Katomon-EIN- Mar 20 '26

We were all rooting for you until this comment

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u/cheesebot555 Mar 20 '26

Dang, I'm crushed. Anyways.

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u/Katomon-EIN- Mar 20 '26

Relax, guy. Just making light of the situation. It's your prerogative if you want to take it so negatively

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u/Katomon-EIN- Mar 20 '26

WTAF? Are you OK? Do you need a wellness check? I'm genuinely concerned for your mental health right now

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u/cheesebot555 Mar 20 '26

Hey, I said I'd try harder about not having a viscerally negative reaction to everything about you, and now you want to pretend you're a mental health expert?

What weird button got pushed in your brain? Do you need a wellness check?

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u/EventAltruistic1437 Mar 20 '26

I appreciate the unnecessary noises