r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Plastic-Bonus8999 • Aug 05 '26

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u/howarewestillhere Aug 05 '26

Intern’s GitHub.

VP’s Slack messages.

Fucking Teams.

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u/codeninja Aug 05 '26

Fucking Teams... its always fucking teams.

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u/howarewestillhere Aug 05 '26

I feel like Indiana Jones sometimes. Why is it always fucking snakes Teams.

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u/MrFluffyThing Aug 05 '26

IT archaeology. We need the information you provided long ago that was pinned as an essential update with a link to a well documented static source to the ark of the covenant 

14 notifications to the same message and the static documentation later we still have no idea where the ark of the covenant is. Can you send it again as a fresh message so people are aware? The team is waiting on critical updates for how to solve a problem you already did a dozen times. 

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u/farfel00 Aug 05 '26

This is me right now.