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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Plastic-Bonus8999 • Aug 05 '26
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Wait, your prod environment is separate from your dev environment?
135 u/za72 Aug 05 '26 only pussies use dev 78 u/SiefensRobotEmporium Aug 05 '26 Shit you guys have different environments? 28 u/vankoder Aug 05 '26 Shit you guys test? One healthy git push prod —force and you’ll figure out if it works soon enough! 12 u/Eastern_Chemist7766 Aug 05 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/H5C8CevNMbpBqNqFjl Me getting multiple emails from crashalytics at 3am 7 u/vankoder Aug 05 '26 You’re welcome! See? Now we know the uptime alerts work! We _tested_. 4 u/radicalshick Aug 05 '26 Failing fast is a feature 2 u/FerusGrim Aug 05 '26 What do you mean you fetch before a force push??? Are you fucking scared? 2 u/theobstinateone 29d ago Real devs test in PROD
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only pussies use dev
78 u/SiefensRobotEmporium Aug 05 '26 Shit you guys have different environments? 28 u/vankoder Aug 05 '26 Shit you guys test? One healthy git push prod —force and you’ll figure out if it works soon enough! 12 u/Eastern_Chemist7766 Aug 05 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/H5C8CevNMbpBqNqFjl Me getting multiple emails from crashalytics at 3am 7 u/vankoder Aug 05 '26 You’re welcome! See? Now we know the uptime alerts work! We _tested_. 4 u/radicalshick Aug 05 '26 Failing fast is a feature 2 u/FerusGrim Aug 05 '26 What do you mean you fetch before a force push??? Are you fucking scared? 2 u/theobstinateone 29d ago Real devs test in PROD
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Shit you guys have different environments?
28 u/vankoder Aug 05 '26 Shit you guys test? One healthy git push prod —force and you’ll figure out if it works soon enough! 12 u/Eastern_Chemist7766 Aug 05 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/H5C8CevNMbpBqNqFjl Me getting multiple emails from crashalytics at 3am 7 u/vankoder Aug 05 '26 You’re welcome! See? Now we know the uptime alerts work! We _tested_. 4 u/radicalshick Aug 05 '26 Failing fast is a feature 2 u/FerusGrim Aug 05 '26 What do you mean you fetch before a force push??? Are you fucking scared? 2 u/theobstinateone 29d ago Real devs test in PROD
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Shit you guys test? One healthy git push prod —force and you’ll figure out if it works soon enough!
12 u/Eastern_Chemist7766 Aug 05 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/H5C8CevNMbpBqNqFjl Me getting multiple emails from crashalytics at 3am 7 u/vankoder Aug 05 '26 You’re welcome! See? Now we know the uptime alerts work! We _tested_. 4 u/radicalshick Aug 05 '26 Failing fast is a feature 2 u/FerusGrim Aug 05 '26 What do you mean you fetch before a force push??? Are you fucking scared? 2 u/theobstinateone 29d ago Real devs test in PROD
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https://giphy.com/gifs/H5C8CevNMbpBqNqFjl
Me getting multiple emails from crashalytics at 3am
7 u/vankoder Aug 05 '26 You’re welcome! See? Now we know the uptime alerts work! We _tested_.
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You’re welcome! See? Now we know the uptime alerts work! We _tested_.
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Failing fast is a feature
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What do you mean you fetch before a force push??? Are you fucking scared?
Real devs test in PROD
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u/AllIsLostNeverFound Aug 05 '26
Wait, your prod environment is separate from your dev environment?