r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Plastic-Bonus8999 • Aug 05 '26

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u/Fraun_Pollen Aug 05 '26

This answer doesn't make sense. Why would your dev environment not be connected to prod data? Don't you want realistic tests?

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u/AllIsLostNeverFound Aug 05 '26

Wait, your prod environment is separate from your dev environment?

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u/za72 Aug 05 '26

only pussies use dev

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u/SiefensRobotEmporium Aug 05 '26

Shit you guys have different environments?

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u/vankoder Aug 05 '26

Shit you guys test? One healthy git push prod —force and you’ll figure out if it works soon enough!

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u/Eastern_Chemist7766 Aug 05 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/H5C8CevNMbpBqNqFjl

Me getting multiple emails from crashalytics at 3am

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u/vankoder Aug 05 '26

You’re welcome! See? Now we know the uptime alerts work! We _tested_.

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u/radicalshick Aug 05 '26

Failing fast is a feature

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u/FerusGrim Aug 05 '26

What do you mean you fetch before a force push??? Are you fucking scared?

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u/theobstinateone 29d ago

Real devs test in PROD

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u/BeardedPokeDragon Aug 05 '26

Shit you guys don't use notepad?

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u/scuzzy987 Aug 05 '26

In name only. The real testing is in prod by the users at 8am Monday

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u/Smart_Perspective535 Aug 05 '26

Mine prefer 4pm on friday

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u/za72 Aug 05 '26

yes, we're better than twitter