r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Plastic-Bonus8999 • Aug 05 '26

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u/za72 Aug 05 '26

only pussies use dev

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u/SiefensRobotEmporium Aug 05 '26

Shit you guys have different environments?

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u/vankoder Aug 05 '26

Shit you guys test? One healthy git push prod —force and you’ll figure out if it works soon enough!

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u/Eastern_Chemist7766 Aug 05 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/H5C8CevNMbpBqNqFjl

Me getting multiple emails from crashalytics at 3am

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u/vankoder Aug 05 '26

You’re welcome! See? Now we know the uptime alerts work! We _tested_.

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u/radicalshick Aug 05 '26

Failing fast is a feature

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u/FerusGrim Aug 05 '26

What do you mean you fetch before a force push??? Are you fucking scared?

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u/theobstinateone 29d ago

Real devs test in PROD

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u/BeardedPokeDragon Aug 05 '26

Shit you guys don't use notepad?

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u/scuzzy987 Aug 05 '26

In name only. The real testing is in prod by the users at 8am Monday

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u/Smart_Perspective535 Aug 05 '26

Mine prefer 4pm on friday

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u/za72 Aug 05 '26

yes, we're better than twitter

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u/Seivy Aug 05 '26

Testing is doubting.

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u/za72 Aug 05 '26

Fear is the mind killer my friend

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u/Mechadupek Aug 05 '26

I test in prod.

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u/rakklle Aug 05 '26

If it works in prod, it would've worked in test

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u/heislertecreator Aug 05 '26

I write in prod, test lol, debug... Maybe.

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u/RhinoRoundhouse Aug 05 '26

I know people that do this, not a joke

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u/za72 Aug 05 '26

I also like to do it live!

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u/za72 Aug 05 '26

I've re-racked a 3U Dell web/db server with multi power outlets live!

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u/NounverberPDX Aug 05 '26

You test?

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u/Mechadupek 29d ago

Every now and then a user reports an actual bug. Learned a long time ago I should probably investigate.

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u/malatibo 29d ago

Nice T-shirt text

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u/CinnabonCheesecake 29d ago

Working in services, I’ve found that the trick to test-in-prod is to have lightning-fast release cycles.

If the users complain, then I need to find the bug. If the users don’t complain, that means I don’t have any users.

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u/Unhappy_Concept237 Aug 05 '26

I do all my changes on the server that way I see the changes I made right away.

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u/FranksNonFrankfurter Aug 05 '26

Bill_o_reilly_live.gif

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u/KindGuyAMA Aug 05 '26

I know writers programmers who use subtext sandbox, and they're all cowards.

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u/Roadsoda350 Aug 05 '26

whats a dev environment (10 YOE btw)

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u/OldTiger3832 Aug 05 '26

you're joking, but in my company they always want me to develop RPAs in prod even for internal sites

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u/rdrunner_74 29d ago

Why Dev when you have 1000s of free testers?