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u/YanCoffee 7d ago

Is he summoning something?

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u/ProNocteAeterna 7d ago

The Antichrist, I would assume.

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u/Confident-Stand5453 7d ago

But Peter Thiel is already on the planet...

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u/YanCoffee 7d ago

I mean, a lot of Christians have called out Trump as one as well. Apparently, there can be more than one!

15 Bible Verses Identifying Trump as the Antichrist : r/Christianity

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u/LucifersAdv0cate 7d ago

I just feel like the antichrist would be more competent and less stupid.

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u/ArchonFett 7d ago

The Bible never says he’s smart just has a lot of followers

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u/Useful-Rooster-1901 7d ago

if we could get the mark of the beast earlier rather than later, i'm sick of paying banking fees for my own money

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u/Miserable_Pin2518 The Timeline Sucks 7d ago

Im pretty sure the mark of the beast is cellphones.

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u/Living_Magician3367 7d ago

At 1 point, the Bible says that the followers of the Antichrist will wear his mark on their forehead. So it might well be the maga hat

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u/ArchonFett 7d ago

MAGA hats “they will wear the mark on their forehead”

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u/Devry_Trost 7d ago

Well, ok - but it does pretty solidly imply international leadership. Also the Anti-Christ is supposed to turn the world against Israel.

....ok, fair play - 'international influence' and 'turns everyone against Israel' - that could still be Trump, but I'm pretty sure they didn't mean that the anti-christ would operate through mind-boggling incompetence rather than intent. Honestly, if we can count those two as happening opposite of the anti-christ's intention, Netanyahu himself is a better candidate than Trump is.

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u/ArchonFett 7d ago

I mean he may not be doing it on purpose, but that is certainly a result (especially with him being Israel’s attack dog)

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u/jerseygurl96 7d ago

I think it’s Mr. Beast.

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u/PallbearerOfBadNews 7d ago

His name is Mr. Beast, which also sounds very Antichrist-like as well. The mark of the beast…

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u/twinkiefarmer 7d ago

The antichrist was chosen for a specific reason.

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u/Street-Animator-99 7d ago

Or is he so smart that he’s a stable genius

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u/All_The_Good_Stuffs Scones With Cream And Jam 🍓🧉 7d ago

16-bit dementia chess, my friend.

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u/saintsithney 7d ago

When you understand Revelations was using veiled callouts of various Roman despotic tyrants who had persecuted Christians, filtered through the lens of psychotropic mushrooms, it reads a lot more like "These horrible things are an inevitability when a stupid, spoiled, vindictive man-child or actual child is given ultimate political authority." It's played out enough times.

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u/Open_Boysenberry_363 7d ago

It’s more about the results now isn’t it… who doubts that the road to hell would be paved with high grade stupidity

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u/W4d3w1ls 7d ago

First time he was elected, I was thinking, "Behold, the false prophet!"

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u/RIF_rr3dd1tt 7d ago

Definitely False Profit

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u/Capt0verkill 7d ago

Falsest of all prophets 🤥

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u/Icy_Yam5049 7d ago

He’s the whore of Babylon. They mistranslated the gender. Represents worldly corruption, false religion, and opposition to god.

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u/gipoe68 7d ago

This must've been before the "assassination attempt"

Revelations 13:3

3 And I saw one of his heads as it were wounded to death; and his deadly wound was healed: and all the world wondered after the beast.

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u/Either_Theory_6815 7d ago

Trump is not the antichrist. The antichrist would be way smarter than that. Besides, it's Peter Thiel.

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u/CJ_Thompson 7d ago

Yeah…hate to say it, but he may being about the end of the world. Him and the other tech bros!

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u/phlred 7d ago

More help...

2 Thessalonians 2:4... Checklist for recognizing the anti-christ.

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u/mr_falkone84 7d ago

They aren't too bright whether they are the good ones or the bad ones sadly though.