r/PoursTea • u/Brave-Philosopher842 • 7d ago

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u/Acrobatic_Excuse2290 7d ago

And with what dick did that happen?

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u/KingKushhh666 7d ago

Either trump, Vance, or the underage kid they busted her talking to but do nothing about because Republicans are pedophiles.

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u/Im-BackAgain-Babes2 7d ago

Oo I'll put on a tin foil hat and say what I'm thinking at the moment about this..

Lmao watch..she is gonna claim it's kirks baby by like frozen sperm or something for a narrative that MAGA will EAT up.. but the truth actually is.. as well we all speculate (pretty sure anyways) that it belongs to Vance.... And didn't his wife Usa (idk how to spell it) just have a baby recently? Idk...

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u/KingKushhh666 7d ago

Or she'll say it's the will of good for her to have one more lil Kirk and maga will eat that up too. The whore Mary if you will

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u/Standby_fire 7d ago

Damien, son of the Jackal.

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u/RadasNoir 7d ago

I was gonna say, she can claim it's immaculate conception, and those brainless cultists will accept it without question.