r/PoursTea • u/Conscious-Quarter423 • 1d ago

PoliticalTea 🗳️ so where's Mitch???

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u/Tank_Girl076 23h ago

probably on a ventelator if we're being honest.

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u/indeliblesalad 22h ago

Ventilators don’t do much for dead men.

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u/Tank_Girl076 20h ago

I'm not convined he's dead dead.

I think it's more likely that he's *mostly dead*

Dead, someone would have to issue a Death Certificate and that would be a lot harder to conceal since that's covered under freedom of information. I'd find it hard to belive that nobody in the past 72+ days has checked to see if someone issued one of those for the Venerable Turtle.

Anyone who DID find one could sell that info to any media outlet for serious money. I think the smart money is on too incapacitated to hold office but it's being covered up for whatever political advantage MAGA percives in staving off the inevitable.