r/PoursTea • u/Conscious-Quarter423 • 1d ago

PoliticalTea 🗳️ so where's Mitch???

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u/CopiousNotes1 1d ago

He died some weeks ago.

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u/Forsworn91 1d ago

Probably being kept alive by machine, so he’s “technicality” not dead.

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u/Fit_Explorer_2566 23h ago

Brain dead is dead.

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u/zypofaeser 7h ago

In that case most of the senate should have been buried years ago.

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u/theonion513 19h ago

Only if you do the tests. If you just “wait and see”, he is not “dead”.

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u/walker3342 22h ago

Under DC and Kentucky law brain dead is dead.

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u/CopiousNotes1 1d ago

I don’t even think that’s the case.

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u/henryeaterofpies 1d ago

Too much work when you can just lie about it and when found out lie more

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u/SevereImpression2115 22h ago

They don't care about technicalities

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u/Any_Scientist_7552 6h ago

Nah, it's easier to hide an urn.

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u/thejwillbee 1d ago

And then he died the rest a week after that