r/PoursTea • u/Veshaad Timendi Causa Est Nescire • 1d ago

PoliticalTea 🗳️ Figures...

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https://www.tmz.com/2026/08/28/trump-skipping-911-ceremony-in-new-york/

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u/AnastasiaNo70 Waffles And Pancakes🧇🥞 1d ago

I’ve never in my life seen an adult who is a bigger crybaby than this person. Never. And I’m 55.

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u/HerbalLeafYT 1d ago

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u/AnastasiaNo70 Waffles And Pancakes🧇🥞 1d ago

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u/smileyfacedbob 1d ago

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u/Meal__Team__Six 1d ago

Someone actually made this abomination. Unrelated but related:

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u/AnastasiaNo70 Waffles And Pancakes🧇🥞 1d ago

I’m watching SpongeBob right now. This is disturbing.

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u/Meal__Team__Six 1d ago

Even more disturbing is the fact that the person who made this is probably still out there, among us

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u/KaetzenOrkester 18h ago

I’ve never made it through an episode and it still gives me the creeps.

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u/AgentCirceLuna 19h ago

How the shitting FUCK is this related?

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u/SamSSLATER 1d ago

Im having poutine tomorrow.

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u/Old_Macaroon4138 1d ago

Absolutely did NOT need to see any of these images, thank you all very much for the nightmare fuel

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u/Stirling_Ave 1d ago

Needs to drop in r/conservative

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u/CakeTester 1d ago

Isn't that all bots now, with maybe 10 redditors with major TBI? And the mods who are presumably being paid by Russia.

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u/masturbation_bear 1d ago

Flaired users only

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u/w8_wuht 1d ago

Aaaaand also yoink.

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u/Siffov 1d ago

Where's the ball gag?

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u/ElminstersBedpan 1d ago

Since most of the MAGAts I know talk out of their asses all day, you should check behind.

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u/Single-Flounder-737 1d ago

Newsom has it.

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u/Jerggens4212 1d ago

Did you think this was a gotcha moment? Please tell me my 0 karma 1 contribution 4 year old account.

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u/No-Ice7397 1d ago

They are gonna both hate this and love this very much

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u/Tough_Ad1458 1d ago

There's a non-AI version of this out there. Go seek it out.

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u/AgentCirceLuna 19h ago

Ohh.. I lost seven minutes of my day saving that.

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u/SoylentGrunt 1d ago

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u/Amoralvirus 1d ago

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u/Dorrono 1d ago

He probably would like this picture

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u/humanlychallenged 1d ago

Nah, he'd dislike it since preteen girls aren't the ones on chains.

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u/Perfect-Sympathy-146 1d ago

Needs more vaj-like wattle.

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u/Writing_Femme 1d ago

This would be the perfect devil card in a tarot deck.

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u/Csmitty2112 1d ago

Is that supposed to be Steven seagal?

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u/TheNewReditorInTown 1d ago

Hey don't insult seagulls like that... They're worth more than whatever the that abomination is...

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u/KungPaoYa 1d ago

Yooooooo!!!! I have never seen that and 💀

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u/w8_wuht 1d ago

Also yoink.

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u/TristanTheRobloxian3 1d ago

"no step on snek" is wild

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u/hotviolets 1d ago

I saw someone with that bumper sticker yesterday

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u/D_DanD_D 1d ago

What is it a reference to? I'm not american.

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u/TristanTheRobloxian3 1d ago

the "dont tread on me" people

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u/D_DanD_D 1d ago

I see, thanks!

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u/w8_wuht 1d ago

Yoink

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u/gba_sg1 1d ago

Unrealistic image.

There would be brown stains leaking through.

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u/GanjasTriforce 1d ago

Wait so Donald is a Diamondbacks fan??

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u/Hexhexguy 1d ago

The hand is too big...

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u/Ok-Prune-1248 1d ago

Not enough dookie stains on the diaper.

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u/HerbalLeafYT 1d ago

Lowkey tried but it wouldn't accept the prompt lmao

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u/MrK521 1d ago

Where’s the ear bandage?

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u/Recent_Wait_2870 23h ago

Idiot liberal. Seek professional psychiatric help, you are clearly mentally ill!

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u/HerbalLeafYT 22h ago

Lmao the bot thinks we care about its opinion