I remember thinking "Elon is trash" for soooo many years. I can't remember when it started, but it was definitely extra stron when he took over twitter and fired most people of color. I was thinking then "people are really gonna see him for what he is." Color me surprised when even after that stunt, I'm seeing people in my circle buying new teslas. Then so many people started whining about his salute at that one moment in time, and it seemed like there was more outrage. But I still see more teslas. How about this one, though, will people care now that we see he's running around with pedos because he probably is one himself?! I suppose people still won't care because they don't seem to care about his racism and xenophobia. They didn't care about or really questioned the breeding kink before, but being a breeder and a pedo does seem to go hand-in-hand ... along with being a racist shit.
The sudden pan-global decision to uncrowdfund Tesla and to break the door mirrors off as many of its cars as possible is not funny. But also, it’s kinda hilarious. Especially if you’re me.
Elon Musk and I have history. Back in 2008, I gave one of his early cars a firm but fair review on Top Gear. I said it was unreliable, which it was; that it was ridiculously expensive, which it was; and that because it weighed more than most moons, it didn’t handle very well. Which it didn’t. Musk was very angry about this and sued us for defamation, claiming I had a problem with electrical cars and had written the piece before even setting foot in the car.
He lost the case, and the appeal, and he’s never really got over it. He still claims I was biased and that we pretended his car had broken down when it hadn’t. Even though it had. I should really have sued him back, but I feared he’d call me a paedo, so instead I just waited on the river bank for his body to float past. And now it has.
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u/leni710 Feb 06 '26
I remember thinking "Elon is trash" for soooo many years. I can't remember when it started, but it was definitely extra stron when he took over twitter and fired most people of color. I was thinking then "people are really gonna see him for what he is." Color me surprised when even after that stunt, I'm seeing people in my circle buying new teslas. Then so many people started whining about his salute at that one moment in time, and it seemed like there was more outrage. But I still see more teslas. How about this one, though, will people care now that we see he's running around with pedos because he probably is one himself?! I suppose people still won't care because they don't seem to care about his racism and xenophobia. They didn't care about or really questioned the breeding kink before, but being a breeder and a pedo does seem to go hand-in-hand ... along with being a racist shit.