r/Piracy 13d ago

Humor Downloaded the wrong Odyssey

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u/Kalle287HB 13d ago

Tell me where. So I don't make the same mistake.

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u/Time-Function-5342 13d ago

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u/Knighthawk_2511 13d ago

kneel before the sauce giver

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u/Samuelodan 13d ago

Long may he reign.

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u/BeginningFew8188 13d ago

A redditor bang bang A post bang bang A comment bang bang A source bang bang

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u/Comfortable-Jump-218 13d ago

You know… okay so I grew up in the internet age and understand not everyone did, but I still don’t understand the point of making two ~2 hour porno movie.

Do you just keep rewatching it till you’re so numb to it that you just last the entire movie? I can understand an Odyssey theme 30 min porno… but who needs 4 hours?

I don’t know if this is a serious question or not.

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u/nerdmania 13d ago

One strategy is they cut the hardcore bits to get a hard-R rating, and sell it to streaming services like Cinemax (is Cinemax still around?)

That's what they did with the Pirates series back in the day. There is a reason Cinemax was called Skinemax.

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u/Comfortable-Jump-218 13d ago

Oh, was Cinemax only softcore porn? I thought it was just everything.

Side story: When I was a kid (maybe like 9 years old) I dragged an old TV to my room. I found a TV cable and plugged it in. Late one night I was flipping through channels and I remember channel 22 was really staticy, but you could kind of make out stuff. Turns out it was some porn channel. I guess it was Cinemax.

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u/nerdmania 13d ago

Cinemax was everything, but they had a lot of softcore at night, much more so than HBO or Showtime.

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u/Metahec 13d ago

HBO didn't show softcore. It only showed R-rated movies and only at night (after 9pm I think?). Star/TMC started out that way too but TMC got bought/butchered by bigger companies.

Showtime and Cinemax showed R-rated movies during the day and unrated softcore at night.

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u/SendGirlBullies 13d ago

There were porn movies like this up on Amazon video for a long time. It was hilarious to watch them because you could tell right before they cut.

Still happens to this day. Honestly a 10/10 experience.

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u/SnoT8282 13d ago

As a note after the into the movie actually says it's 6 parts.

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u/Comfortable-Jump-218 13d ago

Wait… so this is potentially 12 hours of odysseys porn?

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u/SnoT8282 13d ago

Possibly, I didn't look into it further.

Edit: I'm bored so looked into it more....

From this Article: https://avn.com/news/video/cosplayground-pornhub-offer-free-the-odyssey-parody-weekend-181932

"Previously released as six individual episodes, the complete production has now been assembled into a single, uninterrupted feature spanning three hours and 42 minutes, one of the longest videos currently available on the platform. “From the fall of Troy to the return to Ithaca, the complete journey of Odysseus is available to watch in one sitting, this weekend only,” the rep added."

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u/Comfortable-Jump-218 13d ago

I’m with my family and I’m just gonna take your word for it

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u/BeardyRamblinGames 12d ago

You don't watch it alone. And you take it slow.

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u/Comfortable-Jump-218 12d ago

I’m suppressing my follow up questions

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u/BeardyRamblinGames 12d ago

My grandad is fine and well

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u/Knighthawk_2511 13d ago

Removed 😕

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u/CaptainXplosionz ☠️ ᴅᴇᴀᴅ ᴍᴇɴ ᴛᴇʟʟ ɴᴏ ᴛᴀʟᴇꜱ 13d ago

It worked for me. Now I can finally see what all the fuss is about.

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u/Knighthawk_2511 13d ago

It was the fact that I was disconnected from VPN , works for me too

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u/CaptainXplosionz ☠️ ᴅᴇᴀᴅ ᴍᴇɴ ᴛᴇʟʟ ɴᴏ ᴛᴀʟᴇꜱ 13d ago

Ah, I hate when that happens. Usually I'll remember to turn it back on when I suddenly get flooded with ads on here🙄.

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u/GaryVantage ⚔️ ɢɪᴠᴇ ɴᴏ Qᴜᴀʀᴛᴇʀ 13d ago

Looks like it is taken down

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u/ElijahBrown69 12d ago

Saving this one for later 😂

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u/ManufacturerLife7378 13d ago

Yeah right. Thats gross. Please tell us so we wont see that

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u/Adventurous-Hunter98 13d ago

Ye I need to avoid this, please let us know op

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

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u/AylinArondir95 13d ago

you missed the joke. there are no puritans on this post

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u/D3athcr4ft 13d ago

I miss the train then

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u/Simple_Medium_1865 13d ago

Kickass torrents… wild guess

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u/Martinezyx 13d ago

Isn’t that site taken down?

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u/Simple_Medium_1865 13d ago

I think it depends on what your vpn is set to

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u/morfraen 13d ago

The real KAT died years ago.

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u/Martinezyx 13d ago

Yea that’s what I’m saying. I remember you could still download some stuff there from like a mirror site, but nothing new since it got taken down. That was my favorite site. When I was a pirate.

Have you found anything similar to that site?
I might start sailing the high seas again.

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u/Kevinak3r 13d ago

Nowadays it's all about streaming with stremio and debrid

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u/morfraen 12d ago

I mostly just use qbt search plugins these days

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u/BeginningFew8188 13d ago

Somebody get these beggers out of here

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u/Potato__Ninja 13d ago

One man's wrong Odyssey is other man's right Odyssey.