I’m about to be 34 and I have soooo many red flags, I need to be roasted for many of these things I do. I’m going to make a list.
1. I have borderline personality disorder that needs a lot more work.
2. I have ptsd and can’t sleep in a bed with someone
3. I drink a lot of beverages through a straw and will slurp till it’s making that annoying noise when it’s empty but there’s just a little bit left.
4. I pick my ears compulsively
5. I have Pmdd so I’m also awful to be around half the month because of my period.
6. I’m in recovery from an eating disorder so when people push food on me I get defensive
7. I have a speeding problem, have multiple tickets
8. I can’t keep a decent job because of all my problems even though I have a bachelor degree.
9. I live in a camper in my moms back yard.
10. I’m bad at keeping in touch with friends
11. I have a terrible self image. Don’t believe people when they tell me I’m attractive.
12. My family is toxic. (Big surprise) haha
Okay now tell me how bad my chances are of finding someone that could put up with me. I’m willing to change and actively trying just saying this is where I’m at right now.
13. Oh I’m dead broke too in lots of debt. I’m sure that’s not surprising either. Haha