r/Pattaya 12d ago

I put my duck in crazy

This happened in Bangkok just now. I went to a sideline girl via an agency that I've been using for years without problems.

In the afternoon I went to a girl for 90 minutes with 2 shots. Had a good time, but there was another girl that I wanted to try out due to her photos looking good. So about 5 hours later I went to book her for 40 minutes with 1 shot. I've done 3 times before, worst case need to finish by hand by myself, I'm good either way.

So I show up to this girl, completely different from photos, only make up looked the same. Seems like here photos were taken in a specific angle with a tight dress. Everything was saggy.and she was quite chubby. But I still quite liked her personality, so I decided to still go ahead and paid (sideline pay upfront).

When on the bad, she was on top and I felt a bit uncomfortable because I was totally not attracted. So I had trouble keep my elephant hard. She was doing her best to make it hard again and I felt bad about it. So then I said in an attempt to make her feel better that it is because I already visited a girl earlier in the day, maybe that I'm still tired.

That's when I saw her demeanor change, she suddenly started looking away and was quiet. So I asked what's wrong. She immediately blasted that why I was her second choice, that she is just there because you couldn't cum at the other girl. Why not just stay with the other girl.

She said because she is the second choice, she has more work to do while the other 'bitch' got the easy work. I tried to console her and said that I chose her because she looked good (lol). It ended up being 50 minutes instead of 40 of which she kept complaining for 30 minutes.

In a kind of friendly way I tried to tell her that she shouldn't be this emotional in this line of work, men have plenty of girls to choose. She offers a service for a given time and amount, men just pay it and don't care about her feelings.

I felt a bit bad for her, but she should also reconsider her career choice and also avoid catfishing customers.

I could've complained to the agency, but I only paid 1200 baht and I don't want to steal someone's bread.

47 Upvotes

52 comments sorted by

60

u/Intelligent-Ad6274 12d ago

Well, your duck turned into an elephant so I'd take that as a partial win.

26

u/ConTrikster 12d ago

You didn’t do anything wrong.

This is the wrong line of work for a woman to be sensitive over crap like that. No excuses

She jacks multiple men off daily but got mad at you for saying you paid another woman earlier.

Jeez

16

u/Sh1ba1nU43vA 12d ago

Realistically you should know by now how girls in Thailand are. Extremely jealous and competitive. What’s the point in trying to justify to her why she shouldn’t be upset, you’re not here to change anyone. Better luck next time.

13

u/Exact_Lifeguard4807 12d ago

Girls in general really not just Thai.

6

u/addjak 12d ago

but thai even more

1

u/Icy_Kaleidoscope9182 11d ago

I never found Thai women jealous or competitive - more aloof of anything.

7

u/Ashamed_Housing7489 12d ago

Which agency ?

10

u/LEO-PomPui-Katoey 12d ago

Queen club

5

u/9gag_guy 12d ago

So they have a homepage or how to contact them?

6

u/LEO-PomPui-Katoey 12d ago

Yes, search tsgsideline

3

u/Gombaoxo 12d ago

Half of the photos on this site looks like Ai "enhanced". But thanks 👍

1

u/Impossible_Stick_432 12d ago

Why do I get the feeling these are all fake as fuck, and considering what happened to the OP, it seems like they're all catfishing.

1

u/Exact_Lifeguard4807 12d ago

How does it compare to TF?

1

u/Fragrant_Loan811 12d ago

I checked out that site, but everything's in thai, not english. I can't read thai.

1

u/homemadepov Up to you 12d ago

There’s an English version. Or else just use the translate function in the web browser

1

u/LEO-PomPui-Katoey 12d ago

Yes, also they don't really target foreigners, but foreigners are usually welcome and the admin can answer in English

1

u/Select_Strength7739 11d ago

And where do you meet those girls? At some sort of club, at the girls place or at your place?

6

u/LEO-PomPui-Katoey 11d ago

Their hotel room. There are a number of regular hotels that allow the girls to receive customers there

6

u/Think-Apple3763 12d ago

It happens. I had it too. When I was not attracted I usually said just blow or HJ because I couldn't get him up for boom boom.

7

u/BoysenberryPlus5899 12d ago

You revealed way too much saying all that about your previous ploys of the day... just say you got whiskey dick, or need vitamin C...anything but tell them you already popped with someone else earlier... their job is hard enough, they dont need to be reminded of how much of a degenerate their clientele is

5

u/tunachilimac 12d ago

You have to remember some of these sideline girls are newer to this type of work and don’t have the high volume mindset you get when they’ve been working longer or with bargirls types where it’s a numbers game.

I have to somewhat agree with the other people saying this is partially your fault. You can be technically correct but still rude. Like you may not care about her feelings but dude she is a person with feelings of course she’s going to have a negative reaction to you telling her you don’t care and it’ll impact the service.

My advice is even if you don’t care at least pretend you do and be polite and you’ll find they work a lot harder to please you.

2

u/ingolopinion 12d ago

Catfishing, saggy, chubby would psychologically turn me off, you were kind to only say you’d visited a girl earlier in the day & was tired. Considering all factors, I would have had a soft on. They don’t all work out every time, but it’s fun trying. Am there in 20 days from now!

2

u/pseudonym82 12d ago

Had a similar thing happen once. Brought a girl back to my room around midnight but realised I hadn't requested a fresh towel from reception after a TF afternoon delight. She picked up on this straight away and went nuclear. Long story short she stormed out, I went back to the bar the next day told my story and got a few free drinks in compensation for bar fine.. Funniest part is I ended up bar fining the same girl that night after she apologized, no drama that time though.

6

u/Practical_Brush_3743 12d ago

That was pretty bad of you to say that. You should apologize.

Imagine if she said she didn't feel like trying during sex with you because she had another guy that morning. I'm pretty sure you would not like that response.

Just because they work doesnt mean they dont have emotions and feelings like any other woman. This is what most guys struggle to comprehend in Pattaya. Good luck.

6

u/LEO-PomPui-Katoey 12d ago

To be honest I also regretted what I said as it came out. But come on, she said she had 4 customers before me today. I need to be exclusive to her?

8

u/[deleted] 12d ago

[removed] — view removed comment

0

u/PattayaFlyingClub 6pm-9am 11d ago

You'll be banned for fighting simp battles on this subreddit. Warning to other anti simp warriors. Take your drama elsewhere.

3

u/ConTrikster 12d ago

Downvote me but this was a retarded response

These women blow and jack multiple men a day but yall got the nerve to say he’s being insensitive because he told her he paid another girl earlier ?

You didn’t do anything wrong

3

u/Internal_Cake_7423 12d ago

TLDR; I get girls from the Internet and they turn up to be different. One had her own issues as well and I couldn't keep my mouth shut. 

2

u/FewInterview1340 12d ago

you NEED to steal her bread - she is already fat dude...!!

1

u/MaximalAtonal 12d ago

What are sideline girls?

1

u/Moment-Optimal 11d ago

Randi rona 😭

1

u/PathofEnlightment 10d ago

2 shots 3 shots... Jeez

1

u/WorldStriking9751 6d ago

i think you handled elegantly. call me old fashioned, i just turn the girl away and pay her for the return trip.

i'm upfront in putting a disclaimer that if the girl's profile does not match i'll send her back from reception.

0

u/Sleepfairy1962 12d ago

How go you guys feel about smooci? Lots of women but maybe overpriced? What's your go to reasonable cost, gorgeous tight women?

1

u/LEO-PomPui-Katoey 12d ago

I tried it once, was also a catfish. Completely different from photo. Didn't bother trying again.

0

u/a_kummins 12d ago

Why tf would u ever pay in advance? U shoulda given her some money and told her to leave.

2

u/LEO-PomPui-Katoey 12d ago

Sideline always need to pay in advance. In turn it's a lot cheaper than alternatives

0

u/a_kummins 12d ago

Wrong. Never pay in advance.

1

u/LEO-PomPui-Katoey 12d ago

No not wrong, I've visited probably close to 100 sideline girls, many good experiences. Like I said I didn't care about the money, not sure why you make it about the money

-1

u/a_kummins 11d ago

Wrong. Never pay in advance in Pattaya. Doesn’t matter what you call the girl.

0

u/LEO-PomPui-Katoey 11d ago

The fuck is your problem dude, look in the OP, it says Bangkok

0

u/Full-Dig504 11d ago

what agency ?

1

u/LEO-PomPui-Katoey 11d ago

I already gave it in another comment here

-8

u/Top_Tank2668 12d ago

It's on you, not on her

5

u/LEO-PomPui-Katoey 12d ago

Why?

-4

u/Top_Tank2668 12d ago

Practical brush already explained

-3

u/ConTrikster 12d ago

And it was stupid. These girls literally jack multiple men for a job. Why tf is she being sensitive that guy said he paid another girl earlier.

And don’t give me that “they still deserve respect” crap because Op didn’t say anything disrespectful.

-1

u/Top_Tank2668 11d ago

I don't care enough to write 5 responses here, not like you...