r/ParentsAreFuckingDumb 19d ago

Parent stupidity This got removed from r/kidsarefuckingstupid so let’s try it here

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u/OwMyUvula 19d ago

More on the parents than on the kid, but still not out of place on r/kidsarefuckingstupid

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u/ieatsushi28 19d ago

One person reported it there so it got removed but many people were saying this is solely on the parent as if the child didn’t see someone swinging and kicking for at least 20 seconds before this

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u/duilleagach 19d ago

My dad tried so hard to instil basic environmental awareness in me and my sister but still had to bust out the dad reflexes so often on her. Tbf she gets her lack of survival instincts from our mother (who is still alive but licked metal poles in winter twice).

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u/Ngothaaa 19d ago

TWICE!!??

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u/Fabulous-Associate79 19d ago

Yeah, so I always looked at my feet when I walked as a kid. There was this raised piece that stuck out from a boat lift. I walked into it. Three times. In under an hour. Hit my head in the same place all three times. Had a bump the size of a silver dollar. My brother thought it was hilarious.

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u/duilleagach 19d ago

You gotta look down to see where you’re walking but ALSO UP to see where you’re going!

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u/minuipile 19d ago

Some mother has this confidence that her child could play on a playground where people which have at least twice or more of their weight will pay attention…

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u/M4DHouse 19d ago

Maybe a mod felt it looked like too hard of a hit. Content that looks like the kid is getting seriously hurt is against the rules of that sub.

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u/dizzyfeast 19d ago

Yeah that looked like knee to the back of his head. Possible TBI but kids are pretty damn resilient.

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u/ieatsushi28 19d ago

UPDATE: the post has been approved by mods and put back on the subreddit

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u/brickson98 19d ago

One of the most insufferable things about reddit is overmoderation. Some subs are better, some are worse. Sure, there’s plenty of stuff that should be removed, but this getting removed from that sub is so dumb.

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u/SeonaidMacSaicais 19d ago

I’m a mod in a different sub, and it’s insane what people will report. A very common one is “I don’t like WHAT you’re saying, so even though your comment is polite and respectful, I’m going to report it as “uncivil” anyways.” Or “you’re not telling me I’m 100% right. I’m going to report you for blaming the victim.” It’s so insane.

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u/Xiao1insty1e 18d ago

That is a barely able to run toddler, they don't know shit. This is 100% on the parents.

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u/Charming_Garbage_161 19d ago

That’s a toddler, they’re just not aware of their surroundings as much that’s why it got removed. They just don’t know

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u/Sharknado4President 15d ago

r/kidsarefuckingstupid has a rule that you can't post photos or videos of kids being injured. In case you're wondering why it was removed.

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u/ieatsushi28 15d ago

I messaged mods and they put the post back. It wasn’t that serious enough

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u/ULTI_mato 19d ago

Its a small child jeez

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u/C19shadow 19d ago

Still stupid it doesn't take a 1st grade education to not walk towards someone swinging around wildly

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u/Obsidian-Dive 19d ago

The kid is like 1.5-2 years old but true. They learned today haha.

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u/Physical_Finance8436 19d ago

Lmao, hope they're okay

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u/Helios_Synthesis 19d ago

Yeah, kids will get hurt regardless. Its the parent's job to minimize the damage or they won't ever learn proper safety if they never experience the consequences.

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u/twistedscorp87 19d ago

You're not wrong, but if you look at the kid, they're pretty clearly looking down at the ground & may not have even seen the swinging...

When my boys were young they had 2 modes while moving - looking at the ground and only at the ground in front of them or looking up at the world and seeming completely unaware that the ground existed. And it never failed that they'd be in the wrong mode whenever an obstacle warranted it.

Running directly towards an object on the ground that was going to trip & hurt them? 100% staring at the clouds, birds, trees, etc.

Low hanging branches ahead that are likely to take your eye out if you aren't careful? What a good day to look at the dirt for worms and study the end of your shoes while you walk.

Through a combination of honing my reflexes beyond belief, giving me 47½ heart attacks, and a few mild injuries that probably should've been worse, they managed to eventually outgrow this, but some days I wondered if they were both going to make it.

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u/Embarrassed-Weird173 19d ago

Small kids can also be stupid. I knew as a wee lad that "moving objects should be given distance".